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yes this is real yes spiderman is blowing venom!

we are going to make this tonite except with our own homemade caesar dressing i’m on my way out to find anchovy paste how pretentious is that. sheena had that salad and i can’t stop thinking about it. i just showed fil the picture and he lost his mind. maybe we’ll do it with hearts of romaine. basically trying to conjure the salad from the royal york we ordered with willheim ok i guess i am pre-menstrual.

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if you want to do some style rip-offage do hers. she makes her own clothes and will one day give me some.

this kills me everytime, fucking annex hahaha.

this guy makes me most hysterical ROFL.

this just in MY WIFE WON’T SLEEP WITH ME ANYMORE!

ew look a hedonist, please take your grapes elsewhere asshole.

compost dinner.

fil sleepies.

marinade party, chicken fillets and turkey breast.

some lady in our building left out a ton of TAKE MEs in the laundry room, we took a few chutneys, mistake, i opened and tried them, not my thing, if anyone wants two expensive jars of chutney let me know, i only opened for two seconds to try out. that rosemary garlic sauce was a bit too sweet.

BE QUIET RIZABETH I JUST WANTED TO TEST IT OUT!

iced coffee my best friend.

ew, sounds and looks like finger jammin’

nice shorts and tribal tat pfft. kidding, he is not allowed to wear those outside unless we are in a forest, and layne stanley designed that fire ring, not for him but just drew it.

siiiiiiiiiiiiick from this weekend leftover pics you guys.

check out bendover ass guy in the background.

hipster blanket.

now dean STOP fucking around, are we or aren’t we out of pabst!?

just standing around, no biggie.

what is it about the beach that makes gross old people make out like they are on ecstasy?

that woman is ADD.

aw time to pack up and go home for mashed pertaters and that special on pbs.

lay off the chillum a lil bit maybes honey you are not a rasta.

and the cure for neck/back hair is?

XL t-shirt seen!

waiting for the ferry.

beaver.

we had to go to the westin to get fil those socks. he doesn’t own white socks, black and wool only and i forbade him to wear either with these shoes.

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i just don’t care anymore

can’t get enough of the old man socks. or shoes.

i sings:

on a plain, unplugged version.

more to come, don’t blow your head off, uh, ahm eh…

lake of fire feat. my triple chin note to self, don’t film self close to face and sing. i get cuter at the end and redeem myself though.

taking advantage of the sick voice here, people.

where did you sleep last nite this one is the best. the party starts about two and a half minutes in.

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we are going to this tonite.

Old School meets New School on Tuesday, August 7 as Classic Degrassi actors Stefan “Snake” Brogren and Stacie “Caitlin” Mistysyn DJ against Degrassi: The Next Generation’s Aubrey Graham, Miriam McDonald and Stacey Farber. With a suggested $10 donation at the door, all proceeds from the musical match- up will go directly towards Degrassi’s efforts with Free The Children, the world’s largest network of children helping children through education. Free The Children’s unique youth driven approach, involves more than one million youth in innovative programs in more than 45 countries. A group of Degrassi cast will embark on a journey with Free The Children to Kenya in mid-August to build a school and assist in a variety of other community projects. Be the change!

i also plan to not drink, howevs, if you happen to see me drinking it’s because someone bought me a drink and i could not refuse their generosity.

raymi’s guide to free drinks ensues.

hey no i’m drinking club soda, what? hey! ok fine i will accept your whiskey but only because you are SUCH a nice guy.

mennonites!

the girl had a massive frida unibrow.

their backs face the road so dickheads like us can’t do the slow drive-by i guess.

that’s some harsh luck.

canada, sigh.

then to elora.

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Can you imagine about 130 cats in a one small Moscow flat? If you can’t, then watch the pictures and the video below. The flat’s owner says, that she loves homeless pets and simply wants to help them.

this totally trumps any crazy of mine.

dynasty handbag.

T-

SHANE!

Renée Zellweger

tyra banks (still working on it).

christina ricci (big eyes, lots of forehead oh wait that was tyra).

mennonite cemetary, i take full-cred of finding it.

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dear: that one loser in kitchener who stalks my blog and sends me little disses now and then in my comments,

yeah! fuck your land too!

what’s that zehrs? yes, it’s time for you to fuck off also. i bet you buy your crappy clothes from here. nice socks, on sale?!

ok, i like thai food but not kitchener thai food, FUCK YOU!

that is all.

for now.

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LOOK! make beef jerky in your oven! this is mungobah he is fil’s buddy from i dunno university? he goes on camping trips alone with his dog, so like, he must be really smart or something only smart people can survive camping alone, i think. or people with mental problems. my favourite is his dog smiling at the beef jerky i love dog smiles sorry warmed my heart much!

a few radiohead minutes.

me and cid sing paranoid android

but this is what you really want

SOOOOooooo sick.

that fucking chipotle mayo secret magic sauce gets me everytime.

lost my appetite, you win this round sickness.

oh and here is what i look like right now it rhymes with death, oh wait, it IS.

HAHAHAHAHHA

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did you guys watch the two corey’s last nite?

in the words of dynasty handbag, how umburrussing!

if anyone wants to have a dynasty handbag impressions hang-out sometime this week where we watch all the deephouse dish clips then talk like dynasty handbag for the rest of the afternoon, call me.

OOH WHEE T-SHANE DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID I JUST PAWSED YOU! B’OK!

definitely a jhonen vasquez homage.

oh good news, we think i’ve been sleepwalking. the sickness prolly. the other morning when we got up the garbage can that is under the sink was in the middle of the kitchen floor, and this morning the hospital beach blanket was in bed with me and i distinctly recall throwing it on the floor beside my side of the bed last nite. can’t wait to see what i do next!

oh and i have crazy sweatface right now and my head feels a million degrees afv stories time, fil is playing zelda, time for him to stop.