boring girl post beware.

i just bought a really cute dress that looks like a pillow case and a shirt and a cardigan my top five jeopardy categories would be

cardigans
booze
talkin’ shit
grey cardigans
vintage cardigans

ok that was stupid the point i am making is i have a ton of grey cardigans now i don’t know why i bother spending money on things that aren’t grey cardigans i make the effort and then i just go back to the grey, this one has pink piping and little pockets for my juice money punch me please.

what do people have against corn?

today is really hot out i had girltime with lise tonite is suppose to be sober nite but we are meeting jeff for dinner instead and i forgot, thought it was yesterday. i searched all over for my summer purse the other day and forgot i “leant” it out i was going to get a new one but thought i had spent enough, throwing that extra something into your purchases just puts it all over the edge and you want to just die. i also wanted some new knee socks, but didn’t give in. lise told me there is an american apparel underneath hmv on bloor, she shouldn’t have told me that.

the pop-up lounge is open to the public now and will be at 312 adelaide for the next three nites, there is some dating interactive thing where you wear a cellphone around your neck and you have a number and if you see a babe you can text them disgusting messages and get them to like you.

my hair is getting really long it is like an animal.

went to the ck party glad we did free boozes and foods and i got that interview thing over with that i avoided only cos i am a socially inept reject, they said they’ll send me a copy of it when it’s all put together so look forward to that.

then we went to the horseshoe and on the way there i saw ron sexsmith and yelled RON at him and he pointed at himself and looked all around, me? so we walked with him to the ‘shoe then he left and then we went to embassy and i drank all the clamato and then we went to green room where i told fil his nostrils were different sizes BIG MISTAKE so for the rest of the nite we got to talk about how fil’s nose is FINE THE WAY IT IS. then to shopper’s then home where we hugged with our pants off.

are my videos still pointing to that fucking rufus video? buzznet is wonky right now tell me if this one is me singing i will always love you the best ever you really need to experience it.

sneaky disease art

i can’t believe how fat i thought i was at this time in my life, never underestimate the power of drugs and an abusive boyfriend.

last nite was sober nite we went to see knocked-up it is long and funny and you have probably already seen it, i don’t think i want kids now. well maybe future-me does but i don’t have a wise-cracking sister with a big house and a little house in the backyard for me to live in to help me out.

tonite there is a calvin klein party to go to but cntm is on i’m having trouble making up my mind, free cocktails and snacks, hang out with douchebags while being “on” or sober nite on the couch with canada’s next top model. i already rsvp’d. sigh.

i think my vice guide to ***** ********* might make it into the august issue afterall i just spent the last hour going through my archives for pictures.

my new thing is iced coffee, well it’s not new, just making it myself is.

it’s so dark out.

i think i’m pre-premenstrual when my mind starts functioning again i will let you know. that ad on the sidebar you should check it out i think i’m going to go to that outdoor art thing.

picture catch-up

oh fucking no.

yeah i don’t care if you got ‘em for free sj.

alright i will try them on to see what all the stupid fuss is about.

not revolutionarily comfortable you dinks.

here to justify wearing them i pretend to frolick in the garden.

nice vest.

a little bit ridiculous.

buddies.

lance romance.

big ups to rosemary.

burn.

guy time.

i don’t know about you but i am going places.

turn your speakers up

i was holding back

first half

if these dont take you to the right video i will lose my fucking mind i don’t know what the hell is up with buzznet videos.

july 2006 archives continued:

how you go crazy.

ps. add me

dear downstairs foyer

nothing but rage

acnesucks

i am a scary mean witch.

i’m funny, laugh.

sold that for forty bones.

genius

free fone i am so high in that photo haha.

i went off zoloft this time last year.

my feelings aren’t hurt.

THINGS RAYMI LIKED IN A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT ALMOST TEN YEARS AGO.

fil thinks he owns this piece, how much would you pay for it? this post still has comments.

hating on fresh never gets old.

blow me joan rivers

my take on crocs

i’m a winner.

the perfect dress

lance bass is zzzzzz

+++

dance of the emo goth

white dresses performance

xenia’s handpuppets

land of talk, speak to me bones

you owe me a painted room

*if someone knows how i can put links at the bottom of my blog to cycle back through pages like how perezhilton.com has 1 2 3 4 5 showing at the bottom of his blog, please tell me what to do. thanks.

busted neck

frisbee is the essence of life.

aw check out crutches

coulda been a lifeguard.

swear i haven’t been tanning in weeks get ready to see more of that hoodie.

haloscan is a bit off lately it seems, i appreciate your comments and sorry for the frustration, keep trying.

and check this out. don’t fuck with me, denver.

and earlier on sunday…

look at the bottle of vodka and look at the tiger shrimp, massive.

chicken on a can of brew.

i can see your vaginas.

juicy as hell best chicken of my life.

it’s mmmm o’clock.

oh hey, you’re still here i thought you guys left.

just causin’ some trouble on the qew you know.