start the evening off right with some girl talk on the couch with fil and some red wine haha they are talking about divacups and aerobics.

that would be fil’s i am sexy shirt, when we were getting ready i asked him if he had to step up his game cos we were going to be dining with lesbos, he didn’t get it. when chicks hang with their fag friends they have to dress fly to compensate for feeling undesirable all nite long like we can bring them back to hetero if we are hot enough.

remember when i had nails? yeah that’s over now. i told the lesbos that fil said he would get me a present if i grew them out, then i grew them out, and he didn’t buy me a present. they were NOT impressed. ha burn fil.

garlic naan drooooooool.

excuse me sir does that tassle come in large?

yep, that kinda nite.

butter chicken.

derno wendi ordered it, vegetarian something.

regular naan.

fil’s chicken vindaloo i think.

chicken something.

chickpeas something i am perceptive.

SO full and i ate less than half of my butter chicken, all that naan, everytime, you win this round, naan.

to showboat wil dumped water from his wine glass on his plate to rinse it for the next bottle of wine we opened. being full and looking at that almost made me spew.

NO I’M NOT DRUNK YOU’RE DRUNK! wendi said that celebs on the red carpet are told to smile with their lips closed and teeth parted, it is insanely difficult but obviously the pay-off is just fucking MAGIC.

wil met them the nite before in the lobby being piano man at like 2am or something then they got blasted, last nite was very pretty woman all around. they bought their dresses specifically for the occasion too.

time to loosen up ladies. this is when the compliments started flowing, loved it.

that lipstick is not me.

bye.