chicks do this to fil in front of me all the time, they are all going to die.

when elizabeth wears black shirts it’s harder to stare at her tits.

j-timers are kinda bad when it comes to competent service, they dole out tons of attitude and asking for water was a total inconvenience and the chick doesn’t do anything other than write down our order then she walks around in a state of confusion, baffling. i will still go back cos i have low self-esteem like that.

the lunch special is a good deal and it goes ’til 3.30, any two items off their list for 5.99 and you get salad soup and ice cream. we didn’t have the ice cream even though i know elizabeth wanted it. people copy me a lot.

elizabeth had the cne roll? with salmon sashimi and i had unagi maki and salmon sashimi.

the bristol board dots and designs are a new addition. sad. but i dig it.

cid, what are you trying to tell me? i can’t figure it out.

then i went for a tan and fell up the stairs on my way in, in front of this dude who was on his cellphone in the doorway, he had a cellphone clip attachment on his belt and was wearing a canadian tuxedo and i walked in all superior like i knew what i was doing and then tripped onto all fours and went AHHHHH really loud. dude didn’t care.

fil made us leftover hot dogs from the stag last nite and they were injected with cheese holy amazing yet holy fatsville. so i made weiner inuendos in my head all nite long THANKS FOR THE HOT DOG fil! i wanted to do it just so i could say THANKS FOR THE HOT DOGS plural and he would be like you only had one and i would say in a pervy nextdoor neighbour voice OH NO, I HAD TWO.

but fil has got my sickness.

i took a bunch of me enjoying my hot dog pictures though, look forward to that.

epic movie was terrible, don’t bother unless you are desperate.

apocalypto is GOOD and long. mel gibson is CRAZY. crazy like a fox! just try and watch three seconds of the special features without busting up laughing at him and his beard and eager enthusiasm BLAHAHAA.