me: so what sort of burns were you making
merkley???: mean ones
my best one was this
your style could get away with murder cuz it would be impossible to pick out of a line up, but the fact that he deleted the whole thread was the biggest burn
me: oh wow
merkley???: when your cronies see that you deleted that thread — ha haha — they won’t say anything, but they will be thinking WUSSLAND 3000 FOR SURE
merkley???: then when he logged off cuz i was killing him i emailed
wow — your wuss factor is through the ROOF!
i’m in ur emaylzpoopnz on urz gigz
i also wrote
DOCHE OF THE DAY!!!
i left the U out of douche for OBVIOUS reasons.U are the main ingredient.i hate redundancy
me: oh my god
you are psycho!
merkley???: ha ha
dood
he picked the fight
he talked about me for hours on that board before letting me join
then his peeps turned on him
he deserved it
you know how that goes
you’d do the same
me: ok right
yeah people get mental when i show up and defend myself in their shit slinging forum
merkley???: they dont expect it
me: yah
then they are like go away this is OUR discussion about you
merkley???: people think you’re supposed to just sit back and pretend it isnt happening
did you see how bruce willis got on a board about die hard?
and nobody believed it was him
me: like you are not allowed to say anything they would rather hang with all their incorrect assumptions of you and don’t want the truth to stroll in and ruin it
merkley???: so he got his webcam up and proved it
me: woah
and then everyone turns and is like I LOVE YOU
merkley???: yeah i rained on their hate parade
thats exactly what happened
me: sad
like you kids for real are on the internet talking about a real fucking person who slays harder than you ever will?
merkley???: yeah the bruce willis thing is cool
me: i meant ME haha
merkley???: there are screenshots of the kid with him on webcam and the kid looks stunned
me: when did that happen
merkley???: couple of days ago
me: !!!
lucky kids
i was just complaining about messageboards and now i am jealous
