this woman said to my mom WRONG WAY LADY when we were pulling into the go station yesterday, everyone uses this shortcut wrong way or not and we weren’t even in the way of her fat face suv smoking her post-commute cig so i told her to FUCK OFF. i didn’t get to hear her response.

getting the train from union i barely made it, i ran ran ran ran ran from the subway up the stairs this little kid walking all slow his dad looking at me cos i’m creeping up behind them obvs. in a hurry and he’s basically challenging me with his mind to just DARE say excuse me so i wait for the little dude to learn how to fucking walk then i fly to the ticket guy despite having one minute to go and my train is flashing track 2 by the time i run to the stairs it’s not even listed on the screens anymore so i book it (haven’t eaten all day, no caffeine and i’m gushing blood so i am supes energy-low) up the stairs and i am two from the top and i can see there is no train on the track, my lungs are about to explode and i am out of breath so i stand there all deflated let my purse fall to the ground and decide ok i’ll walk up the last two steps so i can peep my train going off without me to feel miserable full-circle, so i slowly trudge the rest of the way up and around the corner and THERE IT IS! so i run and get through the door and pant and sweat in my seat for ten minutes with everyone staring at me in their work clothes and i am dressed for summer. had i stood in that doorway wallowing in my misery ten seconds longer the train would have scooted off without my knowledge and i HAD to catch it to make my dentist appointment.

was that like reading indiana jones?

LOOK at that!