so i wore fat pants afterall, extremely important news update:
complete with cougar slut tattoo target.
this was my dinner:
that shit in the bottom left corner was not good, and the tofu was a bit thick, woulda been better if it was half the size, less weight and more flavour. that beet i was expecting to be pickled and not hard as hell to bite into. this cost 8 bucks. fil’s box was $16 the trick is to choose light things i guess. fil thinks he saved the planet cos he ate at the whole foods buffet, way to go dude. he asked me all sternly DO THEY RECYCLE THESE CONTAINERS? yes they do and if they didn’t who cares they are made out of recycled paper anyway jesus RELAX.
i can’t hang out with fil anymore he cock-blocks all my pictures and then takes a picture of the same thing but better cos his camera is infinity times more expensive than mine.
