we are going to go for a walkies before ANTM we have to scout out this joint that needs to be hanged-in tomorrow (top secret) and we are going to eat at the yuppie supermarket i like the idea of being able to fill up a box with every fucking thing at the buffet and the cashier scans it and is like whatever to the inner-contents of the box i always feel pretty proud of myself in the way i arrange things in my buffet box. anyway i am debating wearing fat pants i think i can make it work cos my hair is in a ponytail and i didn’t shower oh now i remember why i bothered to write another fucking masterpiece today it’s because this is the first ponytail i have had in a loooong time and i have a headache because of it.

i want fil to get fat/jogging pants too so we can pretend to be university kids he said no i said fine be old. i need to have at least ONE walk out in public with someone else wearing fat pants so i can watch people’s faces when they look at me/us and make up things in my head about what they are thinking about me/us.

tonite is sober nite BORING.

this post gets 10/10 for blowing.