i left a love note in the john at the horseshoe:

i can’t wait to go back and see FUCK YOU SLUT and other messages scrawled around it. middle stall, downstairs bathroom, ladies.

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me: i left a love note for u at the horseshoe

sharpachu: hee hee
that’s funny
i totally dance at concerts

me: i should write dear sharpie from now on
well there were a bunch of nerds dancing
and then after i wrote that some cute girls were dancing and i was like oh no
and they were cool kinda
i dance too when im wasted

sharpachu: omg that would be so awesome to see dear sharpie notes around town
it could be like a scavenger hunt, i will write responses, got to go get my horde of sharpies

me: i have to go back to the victory to see if my poetry slam message is there still

sharpachu: haha
yes!
god that’s so weird!
(the poetry slamming)

me: fully, do nerds know they are nerds like crazy people dont know they are crazy

sharpachu: and ugly people don’t know they’re ugly
yup

me: ha
MEAN!

sharpachu: although, some people embrace their nerdiness

me: i think some nerds know they are nerds but not the ones who poetry slam

sharpachu: they’re the “do’s”
the ones who poetry slam are trying to figure out ways to be cool

me: poetry slams and drum circles

sharpachu: but failing
drum circles is less nerdy more disgusting hippie
less axe body spray more patchouli

me: i need to write a longer poem about fils balls and read it at the victory with a straight face, would you come listen to me, i would bust up laughing and if samir was there too sooooo not happening with a straight face

sharpachu: of course i will!

me: and then at the end i can bow dramatically get down on one knee and point at fil and say HE is the one

sharpachu: hahahahaha
that would be thee best!!!

me: fil would die

sharpachu: i would die laughing

me: and be high
no if i was high i would laugh hysterically for ten minutes
and start crying

sharpachu: if you took like a valium you could do it
like all you need is a total downer

me: so i wonder if anyone can join this troupe
i could be a poetry mole for a year

sharpachu: hahaha
yes
do some inside journalism

me: put all this ridiculous effort and wasted hours
just to read a poem about fils balls

sharpachu: and then write a memoir!

me: and go on tour then the poetry nerds email me all hurt and try and have a confrontation about how i hurt their feelings

sharpachu: you can have a duel with them at that point