I AM GHOSTY LOHAN

last nite was sober movie nite i will post my review of what we watched shortly it will be revolutionary.

i just realised that it is march break and i was on the toilet evacuating my hangover bowels and then i thought KIDS ARE ON VACATION RIGHT NOW AS IN AT A PARK OR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND HANGING OUT AT THE MALL THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES!

then i realised that everday is march break for me but like more pathetic cos i am alone. what else. i think i feel angry because no one told me about march break it just went ahead and happened and i feel left out like no one cares what i think about it.

don’t worry i will soon be over being personally offended by march break.

i will think of more things to complain about later.

oh i want to watch that tupperware show tomorrow nite on cbc.

in case you forgot how sad, pervy, lame, pathetic, and desperate men are i give you teddy babes and why exactly they have vagina inserts is beyond me cos isn’t the whole purpose of a plush-thing to cuddle and NOT have sex with? ok i just realised the insert is so you can take it out and wash it but what i meant was WHY is there a vagina in the first place? ungh.

Her fingers come complete with plastic designer fingernails; all the better to stroke your chest and other sensitive areas.

this one is my favourite picture and now i want a stuffed woman to hold a brush.

dear raymi

While driving to the Phoenix on a sunny Friday afternoon..

We passed a playground and what looked like an apartment type place, and thought outloud instantly, I wonder if thats where the children scream and play that Raymi blogs about. To which one of my friends go, who’s that. I ranted and raved about your blog for about ten minutes when another friend was like, You should’ve never got her going. So I ended it with, You just need to read it. Thought I would share..

jessica

woah nsfw

wainbows: do you have the all over body pain depression hangover

me: kinda
i feel like super useless and slow
like everyone is smarter and i am in a retard void
and music is confusing me

wainbows: have you eaten greasy eggs yet

me: no i wish!!
i am going to google greasy eggs and put up 40 pictures on my blog

wainbows: ok but after that, eat them
go to that place on the corner, the cafe express
i can’t remember what it’s called
they have the BEST eggs

me: cafe express?
there is a secret shady diner in this building nearby i think it is a dorm for students but it’s a highrise building and they have a cafeteria i think
i am going to start loitering in it

wainbows: oh no no that’s tartu don’t do it

me: in a trenchcoat
i was kidding

wainbows: all the food is grey
go to the eggy place instead

me: oh you mean the one by pizzahut
mm pizzahut
ok we cant talk about food anymore

super duper hung i do not want to drink alcohol ever again. today. more later kids after some coffee.

fil‘s new job is to take my picture he said he is going to get rich and famous off my body, he probably will. today we are going on a secret magical journey which you will be very jealous about when you find out but i can’t tell you about it yet.

Hola,”Rayito de luna”.
Yo soy mexicano y no escribo en ingles, asi que tan solo quiero decirte que eres increible,maravillosa y fantasticamente HERMOSA.Nace to meet you.