i have a hitler zit.

a hitler zit is a zit anywhere under your nose above your lip and you have to pick at it for it to be a hitler zit so your skin gets all irritated red and it spreads into a little hitler ‘stache. it is really fucking attractive. i never got zits under my nose until cid upped his waking me up ante by putting his dirty paw on my lips, dick. now i get one every three weeks or the same one surfaces again it’s right on that awning part above your lips no it is not herpes i have never ever had a cold sore before in my life, people who get cold sores are societal failures. pamela anderson + hep c = failure i don’t care how many millions she has. you guys know i am kidding right? anyway.

i met fil for lunch after we ate we went to rotate to get some music and he took a bunch of pictures of me and this old guy who works there maybe even manages who knows asks what he is taking pictures for and fil gives him some attitude not thinking that the guy is only being curious ie. WHAT MUSICIAN/ARTIST ARE YOU? you know how peeps like to do interviews in “cool” “urban” stores? anyway the point of this is the dude thought i was important because of fil’s camera and fil was almost a dick to him. the end.

then i returned the movie and rented the prestige, the late fee was 6 dollars. then i got some avocados tomatoes onion lemon and other stuff i’m going to make guacamole for the ANTM party tonite.

i fucked up my left hand yesterday going through the turnstile into the subway you know the new heavy ones that’s like walking through a robocop movie well i put my token in with my right hand and went to push with my left planning to apply equal force to push with both hands, but i didn’t, i pushed 90% with my left hand and it locked up, bent backwards pretty much and i come out the other side wincing holding my left wrist fil is like HURY UP BLEEEARGH and i was about to have a melt-down then i put both hands out and simulated typing on a keyboard, yep all fingers worked fine enough sans pain, exclaimed WE ARE GOOD and silenced the suck-attack.

the ganglion that hangs out on my left hand is back in full-force also there is a patch of wind-burnt dry skin near my thumb my left hand is HIDEOUS is what i am saying i have old lady lizard skin.