i really enjoyed marie antoinette, the costumes, the food, the boozing and gambling oh so elaborate. kirsten’s tiny tiny tiny waist. swoon. her not getting any action was pretty frustrating to witness, quite. i’m glad we don’t see her head being cut off that would have depressed me. why did the king cut her head off? let me know. they say she was the first victim of bad press, tabloids all that. sucky. too bad there wasn’t internet back then i would have written on my marie antoinette blog YOU ARE ALL COCK-LICKING LIARS I DID NOT SAY LET THEM EAT CAKE THAT IS THE LAMEST ZING EVER! also there are a ton of fountains that have functioning plumbing and all that shooting up water action how would that have been possible back then? the soundtrack is very good i regret not picking it up at urban outfitters around christmas time.

it was sad when the king died the king before jason schwartzman became king i do not know anything about roman numerals so fuck off anyway he is dying and he has to get rid of his mistress slut cos she’s a harlot and the priests won’t let him do confession so they send her off and then he is in his last moments and he asks for her and they say she’s left and he cries SO BRUTAL that chick was his happiness, his companion all of that and in his last moments he cannot be comforted by her i would destroy everyone in that room.

oh i liked the long pretentious silence at the beginning of the movie just after the movie company’s logo is on and the opening credit’s roll, way to go, blew my mind, clap clap.

good and important news everyone!

MY HAIR FITS UNDER MY ARMPITS NOW ALL BY ITSELF

i’m like hanging in the kitchen you know no biggie making espresso and my hair is all dangling like a mermaid and some snagged in my armpits HOLLA!

i’m sorry if you can’t deal with my beauty right now and have to secretly hate me in your beds and cry over the phone but in my comments are all I LOVE YOU RAYMI. i understand. thank you for being there when i was fatter and had shorter hair that was really nice of you almost like you didn’t care about my looks and liked me for things like my talent and personality you know ugly girl things.

I AM KIDDING!

now i need a tan.

sorry for being looks-focused it’s a terrible family trait from my mom’s side everything i harp on her for right now i will eventually be doing myself save for the brazillian waxes that’s fucking nasty.