does anyone know if clay aiken is in toronto right now cos if so i totally saw him at rolu last nite, i kept staring at him in the mirror and he kept looking back like SHE KNOWS I AM CLAY AIKEN or WHY IS THIS GIRL LOOKING AT ME A HUNDRED TIMES I AM CLEARLY ON A GAY-DATE LEAVE ME ALONE. i was going to ask to take his photo but what if it wasn’t him hi can i take your picture why? cos of who you are dude! who am i? you’re clay aiken. no i’m not not. ok sorry. now i am depressed for that guy looking like clay aiken more than that guy maybe BEING clay aiken.

on my way home i saw a girl jay-walk in front of two cop cars and then lipped them off then they got out and yelled at her for a half hour made her cry meanwhile these big groups of people are jay-walking across the street stupid girl how can you not notice police cars?

i brought fil back some tuna sandwiches and a three muskateers bar and this totally disgusting veggie wrap that was like 80% shredded carrot. at g’s grocery last week i spotted a bunch of mouldy cheese and yesterday i picked up the only lemon and my finger went right through it so i bought a plastic lemon filled with citric acid instead ew.

we rented school for scoundrels it is 60% good 40% not so good but funny all the same, billy bob is a really good scumbag as usual and the special features are worth it (not the gag reel though) cos john heder does napoleon and billy bob does slingblade ALSO i like sarah silverman now i always thought she was annoying like always being ON and her jokes weren’t that funny but they actually are, some are easy-lame not funnies to me but to fil cos my sense of humour is far superior and he can laugh at the word pooh. she is still always ON though that’s kind of annoying.

before we watched SFS bridget jones’s diary was on and we had to be fat girls on the couch and watch the majority of it while fil ate my chocolate bar he asked why i bought it cos i don’t really dig sweet stuff anymore and i said cos i am fucking with his mind i also like blowing money on stupid shit i almost got him one of those ridiculous popsicles that are a thousand different colours filled with sugar syrup fluff whatever.

i am getting my camera battery today and seeing my dad’s new house.