i feel like i need an activity today so i am going to mail a bunch of stuff and buy hair-dye though lise wants me to wait til tomorrow and have it done at aveda with her for $20. if i don’t go out to do these things i will not go out at all today so i have to do it sorry lise thank you for bribing me with soup, i am a period monster and not very good company today.
i read in the metro paper monday this shit about the “toronto paris hilton” she does scenester magazine and goes out clubbing and writes about djs and her site gets 4000 visits MONTHLY. she wears tacky hats, that’s her schtick and basically is only known in the club dj circuit. um, my site gets that same amount DAILY, why the FUCK is the metro not writing about me? and if we have a so-called paris hilton-like toronto socialite “miss raquel” how come i have not fucking heard of her before? the metro only caters to douchebag commuters from sauga and port credit, painting this idealistic picture of downtown nitelife/culture, same shit that was happening in the late 90s, newsflash NO LONGER RELEVANT OR COOL. f the metro.
fil is in the doghouse so he is making dinner right now i told him he had to bring home appetizer-like food as well, i haven’t eaten all day, i said it had to be delicious food that didn’t require cooking lest i splode even more i am on the total fucking cusp of menses so fil’s doghouse dwelling is bad timing, mostly for him. anyway he can tell you what he did if he wants no he didn’t cheat on me, it’s something more simple yet complex than that. i said you can make me dinner tonite to begin the APOLOGIZNG PROCESS he asked ok what do i want i said something light and healthy and delicious and he said it is hard to do something like that and i said that is what the apologizing process is all about CHALLENGING YOURSELF. so far he is doing well except he just asked me to go downstairs and put the laundry in the dryer, minus points for that one, sorry.
**update i went and did the laundry, came back upstairs and was all mmm the hallway smells like my surprise dinner (i am not allowed in the kitchen) then i get inside and am greeted by a huge plume of stingy eye smoke and it is freezing cold, the screen door is open. i asked what smelled like burning, my surprise? i will have to wait and see. i am choking and coughing on the surprise though and my eyes are watering, and i am sneezing cos the smoke is making my nose tingle. lucky for cid he is low to the ground. it’s BASTARDLY cold in here cos of the open door, i was shivering down in the laundry room and thought i have to get fil to learn me to use the thermostat again, ungh, so much for that. hey fil THANKS FOR THE SURPRISE. i am sure it will be delicious.
sabrina: I totally know people that know cory kennedy. i probably could befriend her except for the fact that i am a crazy old lady that will like be totally bitchy whenever i have to see her cause i hate scenester kids. i know tons of her myspace friends though.
raymi: dude if u know what is good for me you will befriend her and get her to make me her new accessory JEEESUS CHRIST SABRINA stop being so fucking selfish!
sabrina: bahahahaha. i know, right? i am getting old. OLD. Next week I am going to be wearing depends or something. I bet cory kennedy will be super excited to know me to know you cause then you can be my not too old friend that is fun and fashionable and awesome–and then i get sent to the “retirement community” to die.
raymi: do not present yourself to her til late-spring, after i have a fucking art show and am 15 lbs lighter, cory kennedy does not want to hang out with a fat canadian asshole, though it might be a positive thing for her like a glimpse into her future except her future is like one jillion per cent brighter than mine.
sabrina: I dunno, if you think about it–crazy artist types like vincent gallo that decide to make lil nymphs–a la edie sedgewick famous for nothing–well those girls always end up with nothing, and dead in really pathetic ways.
you will probably be more awesome and famous. the end.
raymi: well she is blessed with a remarkably rememorable name if someone had the sense to tell me to have long garbage hair when i was her age i would have cadillacs for rollerskates by now.
warning loser alert i am going to talk about cats.
cid is very happy that i am back to hang with him all day, he is being almost too friendly and i know it is one second away from him expressing his love with violence.
i think i will dye my hair tomorrow, nothing outrageous, it just needs more texture to it, a lift i dunno, yawn.
we had to wait HOURS at laguardia yesterday, luckily i suggested going to the airport early to kill time cos had we not we wouldn’t have gotten standby for the flight that was suppose to board at 1.30 but didn’t until after 6. our flight was suppose to be at 5.30 and bumped back to who knows when. i had taken money out to blow at the lounge but there isn’t one past security, lame AND THEN there wasn’t any in-flight service cos of the turbulence so great i am sober and going to die in a plane accident NICE. i watched some of that queen movie, it is good. i have a lot of smelly laundry to take care of and i have to get a new bank card turns out it WAS compromised (someone has my number) and when i went to sort it out at the bank it hadn’t been noted on the system, stupid.
i have back home blues, going away puts in perspective how grossly hermitlike lazy i am, i have been boosted and now that i am back it feels like i have all this time and don’t know what to do with it so i am sad but good sad like, i am not going to be a lazy ass anymore. thank you new york.
another thing it has inspired me to hate more people who comment on my blog nastily, i know my life is better than the majority of readers after a week bender, isn’t that great, you guys should go on a vacation too it will make you feel like captain world.
i am sad i lost a charm that i bought from the sanrio store in times square someone ripped it off my bag prolly. times square sucks, everyone who goes there sucks, it’s so disgustingly excessive, little kids wearing fugly fur coats, spoiled fat little dicks. we didn’t last long there. we were going to hit madame tussaud’s yesterday but i put my foot down, waiting in lines to look at wax celebrities fighting sunday crowds of families in your winter jacket ungh no thanks.
we met up with my old roommates shannon and rance and josh showed up too we had mexican and margaritas like old times, i was talking a lot so i finished eating and drinking last, i was talking a lot all nite long so everybody was a good foot ahead of me in the wasted department, shocking, i know.
we’ve been staying at thor since friday, it’s an awesome hotel. i have mad counts of fotos it will take ages to use them all on my blog so this blog will be the new york raymi blog for awhile oh i have to pack now see you later.
