cid is a dick and has graduated to knocking my blythe doll off the shelf.
fil‘s being sick has brainwashed me into thinking that i too am sick i hate it. our diet the last few days has been garbage cos when you’re sick you think oh whatever i will eat anything and it will make me better. wrong.
my fucking liver is killing me too if someone leaves a comment saying i have pancreatitis or cancer i will destroy you.
i have post-holiday blues, this year was pretty excessive and to wrap it up with a week long bender and fil being sick has left me feeling barren and stir crazy and well, CRAZY aaaand i have zits all over my face and i never have zits. i think it’s from when cid tries to wake me up with his paws on my lips and cheek he gave me some zits thanks a lot not only are you an agressive annoying poorly behaved mooch monkey but now you give blemishes TOO. i know they are from him cos i never get zits on my cheek or above my lip, don’t try and tell me i’m wrong i am insanely self-involved i know more about me than anything else in fact i should major in me. ok this is getting gay.
i am also nervous about flying to nyc next week and everytime i think about it i have a mini panic-attack and i start worrying about insignificant things like how many shoes i should bring and am i skinny enough to party in nyc right now and i will be on my period and i will be embarrassed cos i don’t know anything about nyc anymore even though i use to live there.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
at least when i hold a champagne glass i don’t look like this.
Dear Raymi I went to the awards site and checked out ALL the finalists that came after you my darling. I must say for the most part, they all bored me in a big way. Yours is the funnest and most original and I love your boobs. My boyfriend thinks it’s funny that I am always reading about your day and laughing my ass off and I don’t even know you. But what can I say really, you’re imaginative, creative, funny, sweet and most importantly REAL!! I love your site and all the best to you in 2007. P.S. Great hair too