i just told off this chick who buzzed my door 4 times and then banged on it a lot i shut cid in the bathroom and then answered the door in my towel with one also on my head and said CAN YOU NOT SOLICIT IN MY BUILDING AND STOP BUZZING MY DOOR then i slammed the door in her face and locked it loudly. two other people were working our floor and all the old people were out getting swindled over with a toronto star “promotion” – people are not fucking allowed in our building. i have half a mind to call the super right now and rat them out.
if the door is not answered after the second ring then FUCK OFF. she’s all hi would you.. i’m all GRAA ARRR RAAAAAA FAAAAH ARRRRG AHHHH! i also wasn’t wearing any make-up and cos i have bags under my eyes the size of moon pies and they are red and blue and purple i know i looked crazy it’s just as well crazy people do not have subscriptions to newspapers, they have ONE COPY of a newspaper from last summer that they consult for secret messages.
also, don’t try and talk to me when all i eat are left over vodka olives when i only ate two all day long you are pretty much green flagging me to throw lawn chairs into your pool.
this blog from now on is only about spying on my neighbours and my opinions about spying on my neighbours, i hope you like it.
here is a picture of me my mom and nana when i was in my GHOST GOTH SMOKING A LOT OF POT days:
