i have a new invention idea it probably already exists but is nowhere near mainstream though it should be i am telling you the idea cos i don’t care if you steal it i just want it to come to fruition.

REFLECTIVE TOILET BOWLS.

why because when you are doing a number 2 and right before you black out from all that pushing you take a little sitting there break so the stars fade from your eyes and then you can’t tell if there is a uh ahem *something* attached to yer star-hole so you go to wipe and then SMEAR buuut if the bowl was reflective you could just look and be all oh i have to wiggle this off and THEN i can wipe. messy wiping SUCKS it takes forevs while all your friends are drinking and waiting. sometimes you can look at the reflection of yer ass and groin area if the lighting in the john is decent the water is reflective enough but most times this is not the case and you forget to look anyway BUT if the bowl had an obvious mirror-thing going on it would just be a DUH thing to do.

i’m not trying to be disgusting even though i am i am just trying to help. you know when you are hanging with new peeps and there might be a dude or chick mackin’ on your date but you have to deuce and then you are crapping and wiping forever picturing everyone having fun making out without you? a reflective toilet bowl would rectify that asap. or you could just have magical sensitive ass cheeks that can tell if there is something hanging there.

anyway.