after the third spill i had to cut fil off from drinking wine last nite from a grown-up wine glass and demoted him to a tumbler he sploshed it everywhere i think drinking after two days of sobriety puts him/us over the edge we didn’t even drink that much.
we watched a few episodes of huff season 2 we have a cd of every episode so psyched about that except we can only watch it on fil’s computer so i won’t be able to cheat ahead of him and the thing skips majorly.
oh i discovered okra/potato rotis lise, they’re awesome.
I can’t remember where it was published but I used to forward the link to all my gf’s. They loved it as much as I did and I’m glad to have found you here.
I plan to get Marketable Depresssion, I know what you mean about how it’s been used to target people in advertising etc etc etc.
I have bouts with the big D myself, it was trendy for a while now its a pain in the ass.. Anyway your words have brought me great amusement…
Thanks for that.
Cheers,
Jeff
PS- What about a compilation, you published anything like that?
dear raymi, gratuitous applause congratulations on the INTERNATIONAL blog award dealy-bomb. it’s well deserved. because you don’t suck. damn good stuff, i say. me and mine love your blog with the heat of a thousand burning celebrities at sassafraz. -ben sandwich.
I SHOULD BE FIRST PLACE FOR BEST DIARIST BECAUSE I AM THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON ON THE INTERNET AND HAVE BEEN FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND I AM VERY VERY EXTREMELY REALLY REALLY GOOD LOOKING AND I DESERVE AN AWARD FOR SITTING ON MY FUCKING ASS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND WRITING ABOUT MY EXOTIC LIFE AND EVEN VISITTING YOUR BLOGS AND ARGUING WITH YOUR READERS AND EVEN WHEN I WENT CRAZY FROM POST TRAUMATIC STRESS IN 2003 AND SLOWED MY BLOGGING DOWN QUITE A BIT I OVERCAME IT AND MADE A FIERCE COMEBACK AND PUBLISHED TWO BOOKS AND SOON WILL HAVE A THIRD OUT.
I AM THE #1 BEST CANADIAN BLOG, #1 BEST CANADIAN HUMOUR BLOG, AND #1 BEST PERSONAL CANADIAN BLOG.
NO NOT NUMBER 3 NOT NUMBER ELEVEN, BUT, NUMBER FUCKING 1.
and i would just like to congratulate myself in advance for fuckin’ rocking best INTERNATIONAL diarist i wasn’t sure it would/could happen but it seems to be so at this point HAHAHA.
TO WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS AND MAY THE NEVER MEET CHEERS SUCKAS!
ps vote for me more again etc up til midnite thank you.
i have to go get fil another birthday present cos i made him open them all except for the one thing i got him to try on with his eyes closed and even this morning i tried to get him to wear it to work HELLO RETARD CALLED THEY SAID FUCK OFF RAYMI so i’m going to get him to drive me to the area of where it is so i can purchase it meanwhile it is quite a big thing so i don’t know how i will hide it i will have to walk down the street and wrap it at the same time and then when i get it home and he is drinking on the couch i will have to drape a bunch of crap over it and pretend like it is furniture OH THIS? WE’VE HAD THIS OTTOMAN AGES, DOOD. i was going to get him a non-stick frying pan cos the other one is dunzo but that is kind of a sharesies gift and i didn’t want to spend over a hundred dollars on one at williams sonoma. that’s a decentish pair of shoes fuck that. if i am going to spend a hundred+ the thing i buy better be as big as a fucking ping pong table also how much of an asshole would i be if i am like happy birthday here is a frying pan hi guess what i am 70 now ooh lets heat up some butter and make shrimp. gay.
the other thing i was going to get him was some sort of DIY nerdy science kit like build your own rocket or something like that but then i thought what if he blows his face off, not cool. i could get a him an ant farm cos ants are pretty safe tho pretty boring, maybe fire ants, fire ants are cool.
merkley???: people dont understand that it takes effort to remain interesting they fail to recognize the work and dedication — even though it comes naturally — there is work i hate them
me: yes seriously some nites when i cant sleep i think of shit to write and zingers
merkley???: i know
me: andthen when i get up i initiate them and then they work there is nothing more painful than forgetting a great zinger
merkley???: well i can see that — and the best part is that you work hard enough that to the outsider non creator it seems effortless thats why i love going after the lazy schlubb no talent havers that make the mistake of making unqualified criticisms
me: yeah the latest and my personal favorite is I CANT READ RAYMIS BLOG OMG I DONT UNDERSTAAAAND IT IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH uh sorry that your nerd eyes cannot comprehend COOL
merkley???: no its not english — its cool english and you have to be black or cool to understand it except not black that part was just kidding BTW lately i like to say just kidding after totally normal things
me: hahaahahaa
merkley???: like while ordering i’d like a big mac just kidding
this morning fil asked me if i loved him even tho he is handicapped.
his handicap? deviated septum. i call bullshit. dude you SNORE because you snore you breath loud cos you are a dude and you are getting older deal with it.
he doesn’t like when i talk about these things cos he doesn’t like people knowing that he is actually human fuck i want to rip out all of my hair sometimes!
anyway it is fil‘s birthday on sunday he will be 32 (OLD). wish him a happy birthday or something.
also don’t forget to vote just one more time thanks the site is likely getting slammed today so it’s taking a teeny bit longer to load, don’t give up though i appreciate all the support v. much.
Mi name is Martin, and by now, I’ve hitting your blog with some regularity. I’m no blogger, and that makes me wonder how and why I stumbled into your blog (because I REALLY don’t remember). Nevertheless, that was a non regrettable event.
The first time saw it, it was called “do you want to be my friend?”, and this I do remember: when I finished reading it, I told to my self: “hell yes, I want to be your friend”. Why? well, let me say that I think You’re an absolutely interesting person.
So, here’s this e-mail, asking the same question just right back at You.
