me: yer family portrait is still my desktop

Sabrina: haha
that warms my heart
when we take the new one i will send it to you
my mom will have to take like 4 so that we all look human

me: haha
did we have the conversation yet where i accuse your sister of actually being your daughter?

Sabrina: no
we can have that because she is totally my MINI

me: ok well is she

Sabrina: nope

me: liar

Sabrina: hahaha

me: ok fine
but you are brainwashing her into being you

Sabrina: it is sort of cool to have her as my sister cause it makes me realize i actually like and want kids because she is super close to being mine
i totally am

me: and yer mom doesnt care?

Sabrina: we are all sort of fucking weird
we just give her the option of testing shit out to be who she wants to be
and when she is a shit–we put her back into line
we call her Jenny when she is fucking rotten and call that her alter ego
and she gets mad and then we make her read and she is like NOOOOO

me: hahahahhaa

Sabrina: so then we tell her we are going to write shitty stories about how she smells or something
so she tries to hurry up and write one about how we are disgusting or something
and she will be like HOW DO YOU SPELL VOMIT?

me: hahahha
do u tell her that u will write it on the internet
u guys are mean

Sabrina: then she will draw a picture that looks remarkably like a picasso and you are suppose to be insulted

me: im going to use that on my mom

Sabrina: hahaha

me: except it wont work

Sabrina: if i want to fuck my mom’s day up all i tell her is that she is being a bitch because she is jealous as hell that we all look like her 25 years ago
but i don’t do that anymore because i do not want her to hang herself
but i did he when i was like 15
because i am a shitty ass, manipulative person

me: woah
thats some reality for her