me: want to hear another crybaby story or should i save it for tomorrow

merkley???: lets hear

me: ok fils stepdad tod super cool guy welsh etc
his daughter goes to vancouver moves there 5 months ago or something
we havent seen her in a year
anyway im also wasted everytime we are at family dinner sundays
everyone is
on red wine
and lots of it
so he tells this story of how he goes to visit her
and as the boat is taking him over to vancouver island he gets up on the front of it titanic styles
and hanna sees him coming and busts up crying
omg im crying right now
anyway
i told that story to my friend lise a month ago and busted up crying like tears FLEW out of my eyes horizontally

merkley???: you love that story

me: and then last nite i told the story to tod about me telling his story to my friend and then i exploded into tears again

merkley???: wow
emo

me: and then fils sister and bf are like why is she crying they thought it was something serious
and so i explained why i was crying and then i STARTED CRYING AGAIN
like ugly cry
i think it was hangover booze emotions

merkley???: wow

me: anyway i am never ever ever telling that story ever fucking again

merkley???: yeah and you are looping too

me: it is the equivalent of oprah and starving children and aids and puppies

merkley???: the fact that you have cried before makes it more

me: makes it more sad?
i get way too involved in other peoples emotions

merkley???: no just easier to cry again

me: right
well it’s the mental imagery of the story and the bond between hanna and tod
oh god
im misting up
so fucking gay

merkley???: ha
i’m from a family of cryers
so it’s nothing new

me: well if i ever become an actress and i need to cry i can just think of that story

merkley???:exactly

me: i get embarrassed sometimes

merkley???: which compounds it

me: exactly

merkley???: i could make my sister cry just by mentioning that she cries easily

me: HAHAHAHA