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First sentence from the first post of each month in 2006.

JANUARY

i tried to spell my name cos everyone else was doing it even though samir’s word i don’t know what it was suppose to mean?

FEBRUARY

i made steaks last nite for dickhead 1 and dickhead 2 and did they appreciate it enough?

MARCH

ladies try it with yer actual boob size then start over and choose the biggest boob size and choose horseriding, don’t forget to view it from another angle also.

APRIL

last nite was….RETARDED. evidence here.

MAY

me and nico

being sick sucks.

JUNE

solid potato salad uh?

JULY

ungh i fully have to crap right now.

AUGUST

I luv you:)

SEPTEMBER

i dreamt that my dad was chaperoning/hosting david bowie all around toronto and i was like cool i’ll stop by and so i’m all casual me and david bowie sharing stories of the family’s past and stuff cos david bowie and i go waaay back to when i was a baby then by the end of the dream/third day of david bowie’s visit i realised that david bowie was actually a friend of the family *mike who has rock feathered blond hair and is pretty much a fuck-up alcoholic anyway i was like whatever cos i am in an indian food fair now eating dahl who cares.

OCTOBER

oh and to answer your question ryan, a refrigeratorhead is the name of my next cat or first born child. also picture post from same day.

NOVEMBER

fil bought socks that say the days of the week on them he told me he is almost forty and for a second i believed him but wait he isn’t even 32 yet but soon dude, soon.

DECEMBER

doodboogers i know there are a lot of you i need MORE VOTES today is the absolute last day do you want me to lose to a mommy blog? OR do you want a mommy blog, TO LOSE TO ME!?!?

idea tiefed from binsk

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