dear raymi
congratulations on your win over canadian bloggers. now you should have the losers carry you on one of those thrones that kings always had people carry them around on. then have them pay tribute… like cupcakes and booze. Then you can begin a slow spiral into true madness and abuse your power until a small, quirky but determined task force is sent despite overwhelming odds into taking you out. I’ll direct, you star.
love buz
this kid is like my little protege except i never asked him to be and he sends me a message every three months describing his life in infinite detail and i don’t read it. today out of an act of kindness i have decided that he can be my NEW token orange-haired friend (sorry ward). so the position for boy orange-haired friend is taken, dudes. sorry. he is fully copying my life and what i consider to be a d-class stalker and don’t ask me what that is cos i cannot explain it.
right now i am depressed because fil is too busy to discuss hamburgers with me.
ANTM TONITE!