dear internet

it is imperative that you vote for me tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that, the votes i have already will not be carried over into round 2 so basically round 1 was just giving everyone a heads up on how obnoxiously lame and naive they are to my following, mostly these people are political windbags who started blogging last week and they are all saying that i am posting nudes as a ploy like how convenient of me to do that – hey listen up geniuses, EVERYTHING i have done EVER is a ploy that’s how you become famous on the internet, not by writing about bathing your son or planting sage in your fat ass garden you have to be good looking and smart and funny, sorry, remember highschool? well this is it all over again.

everyone else VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR RAYMI EVERYDAY UNTIL DECEMBER 1st starting TOMORROW and tell all your friends and their friends – i am in three categories

best blog
best humour blog
best personal blog

hit cntrl f ‘raymi’ to skip to my name don’t bother voting for anyone else they are not important. well you can at least look at them once but once you look at their boring crap-o-blogs think how retarded it would be if i lost to them wtf?! they’ve already jumped the gun and are writing whiney cop-outs and shit talking me, i wasn’t planning to go that route but feh, meh bleh and so on.

oh and there will be consequences if i lose, i will take my blog down for a long period of time AND DON’T THINK THAT I WON’T.

YOURS RAYMI THE ENFORCER

have a nice friday, as for me i will be drunk and playing guitar hero 2 wearing a batman costume and here is a picture of my friend noel and his celebrity look-a-likes as evidence of how fucking wicked my blog skills are: