fil and i did not go outside at all yesterday, i was suppose to go and help my dad and brother pack but i was crampy and tired and bleh, we are barely in toronto on sundays so sometimes it’s nice to just stay in toronto. anyway, cos we did not go outside we were restricted to eating what we had in the fridge. i considered ordering chinese just so i could get them to bring some cans of pop but the last time i did that the moron fucking forgot the cokes i was so beyond mad. anyway, staying in means watching tv all day and watching tv all day means a million commercials for hamburgers and other delicious garbage so i went to bed obsessing over hamburgers all nite long totally fucking sucked. why can’t there be a hamburger store downstairs instead of that useless fucking dentist everyone in this building is old and likely do not require the services of a dentist at this point in their lives so fuck off.

we are going to eat something healthy tonite though. cos i said so. but at one point this week i will crack and we will go have ultimate burgers which are burgers with cheese and bacon and a fried egg on top. i am a fat teenager crying on the couch.

i could go into more detail about hamburgers and what i thought about them last nite if you want me to. ok i pictured myself walking to the diner and getting myself a cheeseburger, this is what i had planned to do with my afternoon, let everything revolve around eating a cheeseburger and THEN i was going to get an ultimate burger to go for fil and put it in the fridge and when he got home i would be like GUESS WHAT HONEY and then show him the ultimate burger and initially he would be very pleased but then critical fil would show up and say things like well i would prefer it fresh and not have to reheat it bla bla.

i am even dissapointed in my fantasies.

stay tuned for something funny i said on saturday.