tonite we are going to eat sausages with toothpicks and xxx mustard last nite we had tomato bocconcini salad with balsamic and a million pieces of salami fil was crabby to me all nite long he bought a new juice jug and was cleaning it with hot water and soap suds and shaking it and it exploded open all over the organ and said it was cos of the hot water and shaking and he should have known better the reason it happened was scientific bla bla and i said DUDE IT’S FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU FUCK UP YOU BLAME IT ON SCIENCE INSTEAD OF YOURSELF and he said well it’s TRUE science made it happen and i said YES AND YOU MADE SCIENCE HAPPEN so from now on when i do something terribly fucked up i can just say i was a victim of science and then even branch out further and blame it on math and biology and history and encyclopedias too.

pff.

nice try fil you are totally blameless cos the big bad science monster got hold of your juice jug, shook it all up and placed it back in your hands.

by the by your compliment last nite was triple swoon-worthy:

YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE EVEN THOUGH IT IS DIRTY.