new underwears. 4 for $20 ya’lls! it took me ten minutes to select the ones i wanted cos i don’t know my size and i couldn’t feel my hands so in looking for my size i would have to unhang some of them and hold them out and down near my frontal region and guestimate and then hang them back up if no dice, which took forever, and the girls at the cashier desk were looking at me strange and i know i looked strange cos i had this dazy I CAN’T FEEL MY HANDS look on my face which to everyone else looks like an I AM A LUNATIC COMMUNICATING WITH ALIENS RIGHT NOW AND RECEIVING IMPORTANT DATA FROM PLANET KLEXXON 14 facial expression.

ooh it is snowing right now a little bit.

i bought pants last nite that fit but i know in a week will not cos they are big and i will wear them a ton, stretch them out, you know? but i am still going to turn them into skinny pants. they have the gayest design on the ass pockets too, two skull/crossbones with BEDAZZLED SILVER STUDS which i plan to tear off with pliers and there’s fake distressed marks and other crap that’s suppose to trick people into thinking i have owned these jeans since the dawn of levi’s but really just makes people think i work at zellers in scarborough ZING!

so as we are leaving to go pay for our stuff, me and fil, i pass this wall of jeans ALL IN MY SIZE that i had overlooked !!!!! and they didn’t have bedazzled junk all over them either, i was angEry, the numbness is also in my legs so trying on jeans is very irritating and dangerous too, i have scrapes from tags up and down my thighs and bruises from the sensor tags cos i can’t feel them anyway buh this is boring, the numbness will go away eventually and you guys can go back to reading about fart jokes and animals i encounter on the street.