fil bought socks that say the days of the week on them he told me he is almost forty and for a second i believed him but wait he isn’t even 32 yet but soon dude, soon.

we went to winners and it was closed phew and h&m was too double phew so we went to chapters and bought books instead and this old guy chatted up fil on the escalator who was standing backwards waiting for me at the bottom, i was looking at a kid’s PIRATEOLOGY book anyway the old guy is bla bla bla and i get to the top and all polite i go oh are you talking about me he says yes but they can’t anymore cos now i’m there and he goes away and we are looking at a table of books and old guy comes back with a POP UP BOOK about celebrity fuck ups and shows me the entire book and i’m saying all the right nice things it was really endearing of him but i started to feel panicky a little bit cos he was making me interact for longer than i could handle so i went to hide in the fantasy section after that.

there is absolutely no moral to this post by the way i mean there will probably be a KOOKY moral that has nothing to do with anything but this post has no point.

oh i got my mom a journal, it’s her birthday on the 6th. it isa nice journal that “takes its design from the hand-tooled leather cover of a seventeenth-century Bible.” so mom you can write all your thoughts and worries in this journal instead of my comments ok?! ps if you didn’t read my blog then the surprise wouldn’t have been spoiled.

then we went home and watched dawn of the dead and although we’ve seen it a couple times fil has zero memory of any of it so maybe he is forty?

should this just be called the fil blog?

yeah no drinky-poo last nite and none today though i am hanging out with the lewd angel so GOOD TIMING RAYMI YOU MORON!

my stomache is already hurting from sobering out or i’m mindfucking myself into thinking that it is. one time over two years ago i stopped drinking for two weeks and my insides felt like people were kicking them all the time.

the moral of the story is there is more to life than being wasted all the time and it is SHOPPING! haha.