coolness upgrade!

fil and i are going to see iron maiden tonite and be in a skybox! i can’t wait to look down on suburban trash whilst eating steak and drinking cristal or whatever. also i don’t know anything about iron maiden so it will be like when paris hilton asked what they sell at wal-mart, walls? it’s fil’s work’s box so i hope there will be white-collar dudes with cellphones clipped to their belts nodding their heads like they know what’s going on i wonder if fil has to clip his cellphone to his belt tonite? the cat is fucking the teddy bear right behind me on the ottoman so right now my lips are only 2.5 feet away from his lipstick.

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ok i have something to brag about try and top this

i know this chick in the burbs who works for nintendo and when we visit she is always at the bar and she tells me about the latest games and products or whatever therefore i knew about wii WAY BEFORE YOU DID and there is no way you can prove that you knew about it before me.

the moral of the story is i am cooler than you.


UNAGI – shock and awe

unagi is good music.

sharpachu: hi drunk cleaners

cleaner

raymi: ahaha

yeah it was like 130am and i went to get water and then decided to clean the entire kitchen

WITH FANTASTIK

sharpachu: awesome!

is it sparkly?

raymi: no

i noticed a lot of stains i overlooked

so i mostly just moved the dirt around in swirls

aha

sharpachu: haha! of course…that’s why you need to do that shit stoned

cause then you can CONCENTRATE!

raymi: my heart was only 2/3 into it

sharpachu: what was fil doing?

raymi: i thought it was a huge accomplishment tho

sleeping

i was watching final destination 2

sharpachu: i love puttering around cleaning and stuff

AND THAT CONCLUDES THE GABBLY CHAT OF THE DAY COS ZERO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF ME AND SHARPIE JOINED.


UNAGI – shock and awe, highway me drunk, fil driving