sabbyc: i was at a bar last night

me: oh yeah

sabbyc: and some faggot from google was there

me: woah

sabbyc: and he was like BLAH BLAH BLAH I WORK AT GOOGLE
and i was PLASTERED

me: nice

sabbyc: and he kept grabbing my ass
and my friend went to beat him up

me: ha

sabbyc: and i was like HEY I AM FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID COMPANY
and then he started freaking out
and wanted to know my blog

me: HAHA
did u tell him mine!?!?

sabbyc: and i wouldnt tell him

me: i hope u did

sabbyc: i did

me: no way

sabbyc: i kept saying I KNOW RAYMI

me: does he know who raymi is

sabbyc: no, he didnt know who any of us were
he was a techie with tiny hands and a rolex
and i kept making fun of his rolex
and he kept trying to sit next to me
and my sister would make me get up and change places
so he could not

me: if it made ticking sounds then it was a fake

sabbyc: hahaha

me: your 6 year old sister?
aha

sabbyc: no, i have a bunch of sisters

me: i was kidding

sabbyc: sometimes, i can get her into bars though
the lil one

me: thats wicked
ok so what is the moral of the google story

sabbyc: that i know where the google people in los angeles hang out
and i am going to keep going there and torturing them
and writing about it

me: nice
go there for halloween dressed as google

sabbyc: hahaha

me: which is various search items

sabbyc: i could write google really big on my titties
and be like I AM A MARKETING SCHEME

me: like fucking sucking butt plugs

sabbyc: hahaha

me: nice
ew

sabbyc: hah

me: hang on i am blogging this and linking u
i hope that guy googles me

sabbyc: hahaha

me: and reads it

sabbyc: he was a pig though

me: i bet

sabbyc: because he ran up behind me and was feeling up my ass
i bet his penis is not even there
he is probably like a ken doll

me: he may work there but i am prolly more famous than he is on google

sabbyc: no shit

me: what did he look like

sabbyc: he was really blonde and his name was mike and his friend’s name was andrew
and they were super proud to be working at google

me: did he drive a ferrari

sabbyc: i dunno
he wanted to come with me and my sister was like WE WILL KNIFE YOU
but they were at a bar in santa monica

me: is santa monica tacky?

sabbyc: no
it is yuppiesville

me: oh

sabbyc: whenever everyone is poor
and we have to drink
we go there

me: good one

sabbyc: and we get some google type fool to pick up our tab
yea
he bought like 23984324324 drinks
and my sister would throw my drinks on the floor
and make him buy me more