oh and by the way americans – CANADA OWNS THANKSGIVING. did you know that? i just learned that. i was about to write a totally unjustifiably ignorant post about how thanksgiving is racist and 100% NOT back it up but then i discovered that we had thanksgiving first so i decided that thanksgiving isn’t racist after all.
i bet you guys thought thanksgiving belonged to you cos you outshone us with yer OMG THANKSGIVING IS SOON SO STRESSED OUT AND THEN IT IS CHRISTMAS and yer macy’s day parade and your football and your decorations of pilgrims with those faggy guns that look like the end of a clarinet.
the moral of the story is I HAVE OPINIONS.
