this chick at the wedding yesterday comes out to where i’m smoking and says SO I HEARD WE ARE WEARING THE SAME SHOES. and i say uh oh yeah. silence. so uh what kind are yours? she answers they are THE JESSICA SIMPSON ONES. more silence. end of conversation. mine are the cheap knock-off ones but look exactly the same as hers. so she comes out to question/compare shoes under the guise of a cigarette WAY TO GO YOU WON TOTALLY CORNERED ME!!
i guess it is possible she was coming out to make nice and be my best friend cos if we are wearing the same shoes then obvs. we have a shitton in common but no i am a sarcastic asshole dirtbag which = the opposite of bonding if you have blond hair and jessica simpson brand shoes NO DEAL.
i took them off soon after and rocked the white vegan boots and danced like whore city after that wooh!
