no just old people dont realise how much of a recluse i really am
Chad:
same here… I have a car… and I use it maybe twice a week I have more miles on my computer chair
me:
i just get pre-nervous about having to talk to people and ive been starving all day but since this guy hit our floor my appetite, totally gone
Chad:
adrenaline your fear of humans overpowers hunger Maslows hierarchy of needs
me:
theyre in here now totally its the super and his wife and shes talking about cats cos they saw cid im trying to be chatty but also totally ignoring them they want to talk about cats i know theyre thinking im a total snob
Chad:
haha
me:
cos all the other neighbors are chattier but me and fil avoid people like crazy its the same woman who does our laundry too folds it
Chad:
wow… such an invasion!
me:
yeh
Chad:
you must feel like a zoo animal…
me:
she is just a mom type
Chad:
zoo keepers coming in to clean up the feces
me:
im trying to make it look like i am doing important work
Chad: haha
me:
the dude keeps banging his head
Chad:
maybe he likes Iron Maiden
me:
HAHAA phew theyre gone the lady was calling me dear im wearing this boobs are hanging out type shirt
Chad:
the best kind…
me:
she wanted to hug cid and stuff but i was like uh he is crazy and i mean it i think it offended them whatever if they want their face scratched up then ok
ok i will put up some wedding photos later on but here now is some wedding information. the last song of the nite was sean paul’s get busy and i of course was the only person dancing to it and when that song comes on it is like a secret message from outerspace saying DANCE LIKE A TOTAL WHORE NO MATTER WHAT so i did and all these old people were like what the hell am i looking at and fil stood there with his hand on his mouth, hypnotized and it was probably the most awkward thing for everyone else to watch but for me it truly was a shining moment of awesome especially when i touched my toes and shook my ass etc and so on.
i have to empty out the hall closet cos these guys are coming to check the something or other vent all i did was move the hats i dont want to unhang all the jackets and then hang them again
DUH i had this fantasy of being all breathless and saying oh well “i am a little lazy so i haven’t gotten a chance to clear it all away” and then they just shake their heads at me not getting my laziness joke and then it’s very awkward while they work on it and i type shit about them on my laptop
arran:
Is this one of those fantasies where you end up having a 3some with the vent repair guys?
me:
no im actually dreading it and thinking that they are scary criminals out of a 90s voilent nyc movie and they are going to attack me and are saving our condo for last specially to rape me
arran:
you should clean the closet out then and not make them angry
me:
well i think it’s fine the way i did it before fil left for work he was like you know u cant blow this off cos they actually have to do this cos normally when someone rings our bell i pretend im not here people being at your door can be a scary experience thats something crazy cat ladies say
arran:
I know what you mean though I get like that about phone calls sometimes
me:
i always think it’s someone who wants to kill me then it turns out to be some 13 year old who is way more nervous than i am
so i have some time to kill before the wedding and i’m killing it at fil’s mum’s and i am still debating what fucking shoes to wear cos it’s casual right, fil is wearing white karate pants a la dustin hoffman in meet the fockers
so yeah i can get away with wearing my boots and i only want to wear them cos later when i am trashed they will be easier to wobble around in if i wear the wedges i have to drink less and then bring flats in my purse to slip on later so whoever comments and tells me what to do wins a present. obviously i should go for boots but i want to look super hot right so this is why wedges come into play? oh i have beige tights too BUT i also brought my brown checked knee socks in case i wanted to wear wedges. if i wear boots i don’t have to wear tights.
