rannie took this supes awesome photo of me and emm – the trick to not having a huge fucking face is looking down at the floor unlike the other fifty ones he took bye.

we rented the benchwarmers last nite and it is good because i posess just about every annoying retarded habit of every loser in that movie. there’s a lot of cameos in it and one guy is an agorophobe (me) and lives in a closet and when he finally attempts to venture outside he looks up at the sun and hallucinates that it is pulsing bigger than it actually is so he screams and runs inside. there’s a hell of over the head’s of kids references in it but i guess your ten year old could watch it with you. in the special features on the dvd the entire cast is interviewed and asked if they were bullied in school and zero of them own up to it they just say like OH I WAS THE KID WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY.

they get the ringer on the other team who is puerto rican, wasted on tequila and beer and i kept wondering if that was stereotypically racist or not, well i know it’s stereotypical but anyway it’s funny i guess cos craig kilborn offers him up to tim meadows and puerto rican dude is drinking a beer and tim is like UH HE IS WAY TOO OLD and craig is like no he’s not and the puerto guy says I AM 12 and passes him a piece of paper with I AM 12 written on it in green crayon and a picture of him without a goatee ahahahahahaha. then his little girl daughter comes out of the bushes and he yells at her in spanish and tim meadows is like YOU HAVE A KID!?!

i have to imdb that tall skinny guy from roadtrip now cos there’s a boy in benchwarmers who looks like he could be his brother.

ooh search quest exploration of the internet’s mystery time!

**UPDATE – i was wrong.

i <3 her.
kelly clarkson in audience, joins metal skool on stage

drinks whiskey, has short hair, throws the fuck down, endures annoying old rockers with LA surfer accents for ten minutes, oh yeah that yellowcard guy is there too, sings sweet child o mine exemplifying exactly how white she is while the other douches sing over her the whole time cos they don’t want their thunder stolen, knows five words of the entire song.

cid made cuteoverload again.

the crazy cat obsessive comments are hilarious.

SUPER JESUS

FIRAT IS BACK!

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

hi

raymi says:

hi firat

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

You recognized me

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I was not supposeing

raymi says:

i recognize and remember all

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I was pleased that

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

and how are you

raymi says:

good thank you im just grading some schoolwork there’s this one really stupid kid in my class anyway how are you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

fine

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Know childre, annoyance,

raymi says:

when i say stuff do you look it up and cut and paste the definition back to me in english?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Excuse me

raymi says:

what?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

My, english, it, as good as,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I could not understand complete

raymi says:

its ok

raymi says:

what are you doing today

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I visited along the day

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I stayed at 12 o`clock

raymi says:

visited what

raymi says:

WHAT?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

yes

raymi says:

where did you stay at 12 ?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

in home

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Asleep, wake up,

raymi says:

you visited your own home at 12?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

at 12

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

at 12 a sleep wake up

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

are you understand

raymi says:

no i dont understand

——————————————-
MEANWHILE SOME GUY ADDS ME TO HIS MSN AND STARTS CHATTING:

spartaküs says:

hello

spartaküs says:

yuor today very good lady

raymi says:

uh

raymi says:

are you pretending to be foreign

spartaküs says:

what?

spartaküs says:

ı dont no lady

spartaküs says:

ok

raymi says:

how did you get my email address

spartaküs says:

ım some eglısh ok

raymi says:

where are you from

spartaküs says:

fırat

spartaküs says:

ı m from turkey

spartaküs says:

you are from girl?

spartaküs says:

alooooo

spartaküs says:

are dher

raymi says:

firat u are talking to me in another window

raymi says:

and u dont realise i am the same person?

spartaküs says:

yes

raymi says:

oh fuck this

raymi says:

u are friends with firat?

—————————————————–

raymi says:

u are talking to me in another window using a different email address and u dont realise that i am the same fucking person

raymi says:

so u are hitting on me over there

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

raymi says:

yes you are

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no i am

raymi says:

are you telling me that there isn’t another firat talking to me coincidentally right now

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I only am talking here

raymi says:

ok well your friend spartacus got my email address from you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I don’t know it

raymi says:

well some guy said he got my email address from firat

raymi says:

and thats YOU

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

not i am

raymi says:

oh my god you are firat and you gave my email address to your friend spartacus

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I didn’t give

raymi says:

well how did some guy just add me now and he said firat gave him my email AND HE LIVES IN TURKEY

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Give, necessary, one, reason, there,

raymi says:

thanks for the “definition”

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Be sure, that, i, somebody, give,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

raymi

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

are there

raymi says:

firat i dont like liars

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

i am not lier

raymi says:

ok fine i forgive you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

very thanks for you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

When become say event,

raymi says:

when event reveals itself

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I understood

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Me, hot, ,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Never, crime, there, but,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

raymi

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Are you hearing me

raymi says:

yes i am

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I, with, speak, ,

raymi says:

i am speaking with you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

ok

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Which city are you living in canada

raymi says:

galleria

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I am not knowing

raymi says:

it’s near montreal

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

i am know montreal

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

good

raymi says:

yep

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

turkey eatcome

raymi says:

turkey eats come?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

yes

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

?

raymi says:

i like turkey

raymi says:

it tastes good

raymi says:

i have to go now

raymi says:

bye

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

It is so

raymi says:

what is?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

When do you turn

raymi says:

tomorrow

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

today?

raymi says:

the day after today

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Meanwhile, very_beautifull,

raymi says:

thanks

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I will miss you

raymi says:

thanks

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Until the point of view

allow me to avert your attention to this.

yet, more importantly my two cents about it:

“yep this is pretty much stupid idealistic im gonna do shit with my life one day crap on par for people yer age to be writing, good work.” – raymi.

in other news, i am happy to report that i singlehandedly, with the power of the internet, my blog and the good will and faith of my readership, i have SAVED THE LIFE OF THAT EMO GIRL AND I AM TAKING FULL CREDIT DESPITE HAVING ZERO PROOF THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. the site has been taken down so i can only assume she has come to her senses and is right now typing up a thank you letter to me.

who will i make fun of next? could it be you, or you, or maybe even you?

TO BE CONTINUED…..

IF YOU MESS WITH JESUS, YOU MESS WITH CID.