me:
I AM DRAWING A PICTURE OF BAGELS AND I WROTE BAGEL PARTY UNDER IT
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO

tony:

ABOUT WHAT?

me:

ANYTHING
IM TRYING TO BE LIKE THAT GUY IN RUSHMORE, SAVING SPANISH
OR WAS IT LATIN
LATIN

tony:

I LOVED THAT MOVIE
DID YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONE?

me:

AQUATIC YES
AS WELL AS TENENBAUMS

tony:

YOU DIDNT THINK THAT AQUATIC WAS SLOW?

me:

NOPE
SAW IT IN THE THEATRE
YER ADD SO MAYBE FOR U IT WAS

tony:

DID YOU LIKE THE TOPLESS CHICK?

me:

YES
I WAS LIKE WTF
THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT
BUT STILL WTF SO IT HELPED ME IDENTIFY WITH MY NEW READERS

tony:

WOULD YOU EVER BE THE TOPLESS CHICK IN A FILM?

me:

DUUUUUUUH
TYPECAST ME ALL U WANT I DONT CARE
THATS LIKE ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE IN TSAR OR WHATEVER
WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY JOKE I INVENTED

tony:

I WOULD NEVER BE IN TSAR

me:

OK
TSAR? MORE LIKE TSUCK!

tony:

I LIKE WATCHING THEM,NOT ACTIUALLY PLAYING

me:

THATS MY JOKE
LAUGH
LAUGH!

tony:

OH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

me:

IM TRYING TO CAPS LOCK MY CAPSLOCK

tony:

AHAHAHA

me:

ARE U GONNA GO TO PATRICKS WEDDING

tony:

MAYBE THIS IS SUPER CAPS LOCL

me:

I THINK MG IS GOING

tony:

I HOPE TO

me:

CAPSLOCK TO THE EXTREME
SGREGRE
NOPE CANT DO HTML

tony:

AHAHAHA
RAYMI YOU RULE
WHAT MUSIC HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO

me:

U KNOW WHATS AWESOME ABOUT PEOPLE WHO JUST STARTED BLOGGING THEY ARE LIKE HOW DO U KNOW HTML WHAT IS THAT AND IM LIKE I TAUGHT MYSELF IT AFFINITY YEARS AGO
AND THEY ARE LIKE WHO ARE U RYAN PHILLIPE IN THAT MOVIE WITH TIM ROBINS
IE SUPER SMART TECHIE
UH PEEPING TOM THOM YORKE YYYS AND EVRYTHING ON ITUNES I LISTEN TO THE SAME STUFF ALL THE TIME

tony:

YOURE NOT BORED OF THE YYS BY NOW?

me:

NO WAY FIL IS
I OVERPLAY THINGS
OH WE’RE INTO HOT ONE RIGHT NOW TOO
V GOOD

tony:

I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THOM

me:

WELL I GOT INTO THAT SHIT DURING MY FORMATIVE YEARS WHILST U WERE SUCKING OFF THE MEMORY OF KURT COBAIN

tony:

UM
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISSY
WHEN YOUR GENERATION BRINGS US SOMETHING AS GOOD AS KURDT YOU WILL BE YEARNING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN ONCE ITS GONE

me:

OOOH U PUT THE D IN KURT U MUST REALLY KNOW HIM
AND GUESS WHAT I LIKED HIM JUST AS MUCH AS U THIS IS NOT A I KNOW MORE NIRVANA FACTS DEBATE OK

tony:

GOOD BECAUSE YOU WOULD LOSE
AND ID HATE TO BEAT ANY GIRL WHO WASNT LOVING BEING BEATEN

me:

HOW MUCH DID HE WEIGH AND HOW TALL WAS HE WHEN HE DIED
DONT LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE EITHER

tony:

LIKE YOU BELIEVE GOOGLE?
AH YOU NAIVE AND WONDERFUL CANADIANS

me:

ANYWAY 125LBS 5’7
OK IF U RIP ON CANADA AGAIN I WILL MURDER YOU

tony:

AND ALL THE CHICKS ARE HOT THERE
CANADIAN CHICK WIHT DARK HAIR
SHE DID A FULL ON RAYMI FOTO ESSAY THE OTHER DAY

me:

REALLY WHO
SHOW ME
NOW

tony:

LETCH
OR LLLLL

tony:

NG WITH AN LLL

me:

WHO?
WHAT

tony:

SOMETHING WITH AN L

me:

THESE ARENT EVEN WORDS
LEWDANGEL?

tony:

I KNOW MY COMPUTER IS LAME
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES

me:

WE NEED TO GET A NERD TO PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF US TOGETHER WITH HEARTS AND BEARS ALL AROUND US
RIGHT

tony:

THATS SWEET

tony:

OR PHOTOSHOP OUR FACES ON A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN THING

me:

yeah
I DONT KNOW HOW
I WILL LEARN IT
LIKE CLIPART, THE SHITTIER THE BETTER

tony:

TOTALLY

me:

SIGH
NO ONE “GETS” ME
I LIKE USING “” WITH GETS IT’S LIKE EXTRA SECRET? GETS?

tony:

ahahahaha
yes

me:

THERE IS A TACO PLACE IN TORONTO CALLED: THE “BEST” TACOS – LIKE THEY ARE FULLY UNSURE OF THEIR OWN QUALITY

tony:

AHAHAHA
DUDE WHEN ARE YUOU COMING TO LA
OR BETTER YET
WHO THERE HAS A GOOD VIDEO CAM

me:

WHEN I AM AS SKINNY AS LINDSAY LOHAN

tony:

DONT DO THAT BABY

me:

DONT WORRY

i don’t want to make you jealous but i just bought some whipped onion cream cheese and cheese/onion/everything bagels and well, the rest pretty much just writes istelf.

also on my way to the supermarket, i’m wearing this skirt over my tits like a shirt cos i’m going for the pregnant britney look oh wait it’s the same thing inthe above foto anyway this whiter than white trash kid and his dirty retard chick accomplice are chatting and as they pass me they go quiet and the kid as we pass goes NIPPON referring to my nipples and guess what? I DID NOTHING! I LET IT GO! ME! I KNOW! ME!

tho i severely considered putting my bag down, turning around and punching the ugly pubestache off his ugly fucking face BUT I DIDN’T anyway the girl laughed when he said it and if he can reach at least one person then that’s all that matters.

fuck i wish i punched him.

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HOW NOT TO GET RAPED AND KILLED

And now for something heartfelt..

Raymi,

what’s up? how do you do?

I made the trip to calgary for a shoot and the photographer didn’t call me back, so I’ve got a more attractive one lined up for sept. might be trouble..hah

So, I was feeling pretty musically inspired one day and in search of finding a used trumpet for sale I came across your cunt trumpet article. It’s funny because when I saw the name “raymi” I pictured you as the chick off queer tv.. hah or maybe it wasn’t that show. She was a lesbian brown girl off a toronto sex show or something. You probably know who I’m talking about.. haha anyway, then I saw your tits on your blog and I was surprised for some reason.

Anyway, I was like 18 or 19 and going through the what am I doing with my life stage. I was going to school for shit I didn’t want to do but I didn’t know any better because I was a nervous and confused stoner when I was in highschool and still then, well I stoped smoking weed. The truth is, I hadn’t met any girls who were expressive, or creative the way I was. I have always been the one who upstages everyone, whos friends call crazy and say stupid shit like “you’re unique”, and highschool kids loved me but even with my friends I felt like no one could match me, and that I was making myself more boring than I wanted to be. anyway, at that point in time drinking my face off, making out with the whole town, skipping class to sew and reading
your blog helped put my head on straight. In some ways i’m not trying to feed you a success story, but at the same time, that’s really what it is. I’ve gotten my shit together, and reading your blog was just there on the side to remind me why I was doing it.

In you I recognized qualities that I saw in myself. your spazz tactics, an imagination that anilates everything in it’s path, And innovation. a fucking ingenious way of creating your own stardom. And you know some people hate you, but there are so many more that respect you for doing your own thing. Plus you’re a babe.hah.

I think people just want to identify with other people. I felt like I could
do that with you, or the you that I know through your blog. I want to
create something that people can identify with, and that’s where I came up
with the label “vixengrity” Its an adjective for an attitude. It’s for women
who are doing their own thing, but who come from a common ground, of being
crazy, or eccentric, or just imaginative and a show stealer. The name is
meant to represent women like you and like me, who are powerful and sassy
and but so much more. The clothing fits the name.

who knows you might think my clothing is fucking hideous, but it would mean a lot to me if u would do a shoot with me because in my eyes you hold the name “vixengrity” so well.

I’m still pulling my shit together and i’m planning to take a trip to Europe in the fall before I charge into the whole starting you’re own business thing full throttle. So i’m talking a bit farther in the future..

The hassle I’ve been having from quitting that job just drove me to email you because I quit it so I could focus on developing vixengrity and I felt it was time to say thank you for being a part of my inspiration.

Bronwyn
x

“HURRAY” I’M THE NUMBER ONE WEBSITE THAT COMES UP WHEN SOMEONE IN PAKISTAN SEARCHES ICQ FOR 12 years girls got fucked

notice how icq was all polite and asked if they meant 12 years girls get fucked?

priceless.

don’t forget there would be around the clock indoor pool parties with flotation devices and a drive-in movie screen on my front lawn and free admission and a wetbar everywhere you looked and cabanas to crash out in!

hey guys don’t forget that i am very cool ok.

so cool in fact that after a babillion drinks saturday nite i said to fil that i shouldn’t have drawn him so hot-looking cos he was prolly talking a lot of smack, he did not like my comment so he took the drawing down and painted over “phil” and then we fought for the rest of the nite and i cried on the couch and then when i went to bed fell asleep straight away but fil tried to uh hug me and in the morning i woke up and was all I AM GIVING HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT so i puttered around for a little bit ignoring him then he said something like I TRIED TO “HUG” YOU LAST NITE REMEBMER? and i was like YOU DID!? FUCK IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE LET UP ON THE SILENT TREATMENT TWO HOURS AGO DUDE!

the end

ps i am cool.