dear everyone in a mall who thinks they just came from importantsville FUCK YOU AND DIE.

i’m waiting in line at h&m at yorkville mall yesterday to buy this dress that looks like an apron and a new bag and these two bitches in front are leisurely chatting up the cashier with infinity tattoos on her arms. they’re mulling over which bags to buy with the cashier and i’m standing there like a lone turd while three other h&mers are busy pretending to sort hangers and NOT CASHING ME THROUGH so lise comes over and i am like there are three other people here not working and look at the two available tils i’m going to just stand by an empty one and start screaming but then one realised how grossly lazy she was and cashed me out.

now, lise and i are going down the escalator and the chick with the five hundred bags she couldn’t decide upon WHO SHOULD DECIDE WHAT SHE WANTS BEFORE GOING TO THE CASHIER, who also appeared to have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO CHAT this fugly bitch comes up behind us on the escalator and goes EXCUUUUUUSE ME! so we part and then i see that it’s HER and i FUCKING LOSE IT.

i say to lise THIS BITCH held ME up in line for five minutes and now all of a sudden she is in a fucking hurry? i said it all really loud and i know she heard me cos when she made her turn at the ground floor she looked at me and i was still talking S big time and giving her cut-eye and her face was a big question mark, she couldn’t figure out what she did wrong.

READ MY BLOG AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG FRIZZHEAD.

hi i have five hours to discuss shitty h&m leathers but once i buy them LOOK OUT WORLD GET OUT OF MY WAY ESPECIALLY THE GIRL I MADE WAIT THE LONGEST MOOOOOVE EXCUSE ME!

wow.

anyway.

oh and THEN in another store i’m walking in one direction and there is ample room around me to get by and this older chick goes EXCUUUUSE ME and i’m like YEAH WHATEVER then of course lose it again.

why do you need to announce to the world that you need to get by just fucking GET BY or push me fuck i do it all the time just do it and shut up i didn’t wake up this morning to go to a mall to shop in a store to be standing in YOUR way also you yelled excuse me at me before you were anywhere near me like EXCUSE ME I WILL BE NEEDING TO PASS YOU IN 5 SECONDS JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS UP.

fuck i hate everyone.