BONER OF THE WEEK TIME:
you can seriously shut up if you disagree with me on this one. i have had a crush on thora since monkey trouble, as well as now and then and i can’t go to jail for it cos bitch is a year older than i am, plus 20 days on top of that. i like how in now and then she stuffed her bra with water balloons or balloons filled with pudding but REALLY it’s cos she had huge cans for her age so they made her character stuff. also her being the skinny little twig she is she was like the last person you’d think to have cannons the size of my head so it was like wicked score thora, thanks!
another cool thing about her is how she can get super fat and then skinny like a second later and still be super fucking rad. like in american beauty mena suvari was suppose to steal her thunder sexily-wise but then that creepy hot guy next door was only interested in thora and then thora was all mean to mena cos mena was a big lying whore with an even massiver forehead than thora so in that way mena DID steal some thunder but it was only because she has some weird moles on her chest and her forehead can pick up satellite feeds from outerspace…
where was i?
oh yeah, thora is just straight-up intimidating-like cool like you are afraid to say the wrong era of music you are referencing around her cos she would just shake her head and then you have to go to the bathroom and say IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT and masturbate like you are putting a fire out while crying and cutting yourself huh? just me?
and then i come back all post-cum crazy angry like how you aren’t suppose to talk to a guy for fifteen minutes after he ejaculates until his balls fill up with his love juice cos he is crazy pissy/moody/irritable, so yeah that’s me coming out to thora and being all WHAT!? and then she likes me again and we hold hands.
anyway, other than all that coolness obsession-like hype, if you were deaf and dumb you could still have a hard-on for her cos like, LOOK. AT. HER.
bye.
