you’d think the little pissants in the park would have something better to do like play videogames or eat at mcdonald’s and play in their playplace area you know modern day type stuff.
you know i’m kidding right?
i am going to cook something elaborate tonite because of hell’s kitchen and also it is great timing because fil is sick and has zero appetite. i just asked him if his feet have a stomache ache too cos he’s wearing his black work socks in bed. i’m funny.
oh yeah i forgot one kid keeps saying ICE CREAM ICE CREAM WHAT’S YOU FAVORITE ICE CREAM and then this other twit goes LEMONADE! and then the kid goes ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM WHAT’S YOUR FAVE….etc etc over and over and i want to go out there with a shovel and fling sand in their eyes and tell them that there is no such thing as lemonade ice cream, even though there prolly is i want to take their fun away because i am a scary hobbit.
