i keep coughing i keep coughing up phlegm and there’s some sort of summer camp children thing happening in the park and they are very loud.
so it wasn’t a vibrator they found in andrea’s bag it was a bunch of candy, whatever. that racist brandi chick is gone GOOD!
i bought these feta spinach pie things and they were gross it was like rotten grass shoved into nice little pastries with sesame seeds sprinkled on so we covered them in ketchup.
fil was waaaasted.
we watched brokedown palace. i like that movie a lot and i like claire danes’s ugly cry where her chin shrivels up inside itself, it’s awesome. i told fil there was no fucking way in hell i would take the heat for him or anyone and he says oh great that’s nice i would do it for you and i’m like OK PEACE! have fun in a thailand jail for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
how come claire danes and kate beckinsale got wicked ass haircuts and all the other prisoners got their heads shaved?
