dear every one of my friends i called yesterday who didn’t call me back all three of you, thank you for not answering the fone you missed an awesome time at the ZOO!
so i have decided that i need more/new friends who want to hang out with me and fil during saturday afternoons and go on adventures and will actually ANSWER THE PHONE when i call please apply via email with photo and no crazy boring nerds, drinkers welcome. no complainers either.