i’m paying $3 an hour to blog today at a cafe so you fuckers better appreciate it also get ready for some CHANGES! i seem to have chosen the computer with the blurriest monitor and zero track lighting and i already have to dump there are people all around me and i can’t fart cos i’m wearing headphones and i know it will end up being like bongos falling down the stairs and bouncing off spandex and fart sounding implements.
ps i am already the most annoying person here cos i keep sniffling and swallowing my phlegm.
