some little boy kid is screaming outside like macaulay culkin in home alone you know I AM BEING VERY HUMOROUS COS I AM GOING BWAAARRRRRHH!!!! ?

if he doesn’t stop i am going to give him something for REAL to scream about.

i am going to be more aggressive with comment moderation. get ready.

my bangs are not emo. i had bangs before emo was emo and now that emo exists my bangs are emo? fuck you.

my bangs are ROCK AND ROLL!

anyway.

hung with RN yesterday, he’s pretty much in the doghouse over it. haha.

we went to the bar and i was not planning on singing a song but i did anyway cos no one was there. i sang stuck in the middle with you. i was kind of bad. this chick sang a zeppelin song and totally destroyed it and not in a totally slayed it like majorly awesome kind of way, more like the complete opposite of slay.

p. hilton’s newest piece of crap

i can see this being a huge hit despite everything shockingly terrible about it.

my united states of whateva

this little girl rules city!

raymi says:

raymi: hey nol

raymi says:

nol: hey raymi

raymi says:

nol walks away

raymi says:

raymi: hey nol come back

raymi says:

nol comes back

raymi says:

then walks away

raymi says:

raymi: hey nol want to smell my hair?

nol says:

hmm

raymi says:

nol sort of walks back

raymi says:

but then shakes head, weirded out

raymi says:

remember when i asked if u wanted to smell my hair at sarahs show

nol says:

ha, i do now!

raymi says:

im awesome

nol says:

it was pretty good

raymi says:

u almost did it too

nol says:

almost!

raymi says:

but then u were like wuhh?

raymi says:

my hair smelled very nice, you missed out

nol says:

“hold up!” ..i said to myself

raymi says:

u were prolly majorly baked and at the time sure why not this is 100 % not weird

nol says:

thats a fair assumption

raymi says:

i only lasted halfway thru creep no show

raymi says:

druuunk

raymi says:

did anything retarded happen

raymi says:

that i missed

nol says:

nah

nol says:

i sat there until it ended

nol says:

and then left

raymi says:

party animal

nol says:

yeah, nobody even saw me there towards the end

nol says:

so i was just sitting there alone too

nol says:

which always makes you look cool

nol says:

sitting

nol says:

drinking

nol says:

alone

nol says:

at rock show

raymi says:

where in the venue

nol says:

where the seats were

raymi says:

i took a picture of this “hipster’s” hat from behind and he turned and totally scowled in my face

raymi says:

like whatever dude i just helped you get laid

raymi says:

ps your friend is fat and ugly

raymi says:

youre welcome

nol says:

serious

nol says:

is it online?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

fucktwat

nol says:

dudes hip

raymi says:

not really

raymi says:

i bought my coolness from the hat store more like

desperate gardeners

funny, cute.

yesterday peggy suicide gave me a bunch of free shit! her cast away clothes i mean like a hundred dresses i am the best! thanks peg. we ate at korean bbq and i dropped my bowl of rice and it landed in a perfect bowl shaped shape on the floor and bbq dude comes over and scoops it up with his bare fucking hand.

themself themself themselllllf

then me and fil got in a fight

raymi: will you help me move the fridge (cos i dropped my new mushroom fridge magnet under it)

fil: NO

raymi: why are you so stern with me

fil: SEE YOU SNAPPED! (points finger in face)

raymi: YEH cos you denied me you snapped then of course i snap

fil: i expect an apology

raymi: pffffft

fil: i am going for a walk

raymi: don’t speak to me when you’re hungry ever again

fil goes to lcbo purchases disgusting red vermouth

raymi goes to indigo and buys THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

they reunite

after fifteen minutes of universal silent treatment and raymi spying fil thru the reflection of the livingroom glass door while reading her new book on the couch, fil making himself some booze drink despite him saying previously that evening it should be sober nite – raymi stands in the doorway to the bedroom, hands on hips,

raymi: so you caved and bought booze

fil: how would you decipher that

raymi: i saw you in the reflection of the window

fil grins

raymi: do you have anything to say to me? (hands still on hips)

fil: do you have anything to say to me?

fight pt. II ensues, neither apologizes, zero solution is reached, but both give in. raymi insults fil’s vermouth, mixes herself some with coke. says it’s meant to go with vodka and an olive. fil is insulted.

they read then cuddle then sleep.

thanks cupcake
he’s as awesome and badass as can be! and he has a harry potter scarf!
here’s me enjoying him

xx
emma

a moment with phil