i had an mri today and i fell asleep in the machine despite the ratta ratta tat TAT TAT machine gun noises it makes. that’s why i haven’t bloooogged. sorry gays. they didn’t have to inject me with the radioactive dye cos the pictures came out clear enough. i’m fuckin’ tired. i’m simmering chicken korma right now and fil is on the couch and we are going to spend the next few hours fighting over television. i wanted to get a new board game and fil is like MORE LIKE BORED GAME. i bet if i snuck out and got the lord of the rings trivial pursuit he would be all about it.