here is an excerpt from the book i am working on now:
I am going to make a movie about rogue bicycles that come alive at night and wreak havoc on the city of Toronto and cause lots of crime and destruction then come daylight hours they settle back to where they were locked up and the city is all confused as to how and why the fuck Toronto is all trashed every morning and who is doing it and the main character who wears a grey, zippered hoodie has this vintage, silver BMX that has the capability to come alive during daylight hours and they communicate via telepathy and the BMX tells him that the bikes are behind all this crime so he tells the mayor and alerts the press but they just think he is crazy ‘cos he can’t prove the telepathic communications like he’s riding on his bike in front of the mayor and screaming SEE WE ARE TALKING RIGHT NOW! But all the mayor sees is this dude riding around in circles in front of city hall and then he sends the police after him to lock him up but he gets away and spends the rest of the movie fleeing from the cops and eventually the bikes go mental on civilians and so turns out he was telling the truth and then they have to bring in the military and it’s pretty much what Terminator 4 will be like when it comes out except man against bicycle.
Fucking awesome, I know.
wow that’s ahh, interesting.
i’d like to see the bikes go mental on kids tho. that’d be worth seeing… or reading, since it’s a book… but i just read it… ugh.
so i went n saw MI3 the other day with some friends, just after i ahd read your story of it. i kept thinking of “SCIENTOLOGY!!!” that woulda been funny. this kid in front of us PUKED everywhere. it was funny as hell. i laughed SO hard.
later