i don’t think that i brushed my teeth at all yesterday

ok

i know that i didn’t

i did not perform one single act of personal hygiene

i did buy tang and plain yogurt and two bananas and made smoothies

with vodka

and some ice

the mix looks like eggnog after you blend it all together

i was thinking it would be funny to make a big batch and have a christmas party just to trick people

then i thought is that even funny?

rented pretty persuasions last nite and it is good the main chick’s body is killer

and she’s totally evil and smart and slutty

and fifteen

which is the only part the ruins it

leonard cohen was in town nearby yesterday and we did not meet him

feh

for breakfast i ordered heuvos rancheros consisting of avocado and sour cream and two poached eggs salsa and homefries

and cheese

i either totally blacked out on the eating of the first poached egg or they ripped me off and gave me one

being president of the hangover department i said nothing

fil drank a four dollar “large” orange juice

sarah had bacon and eggs and used a fork and knife to eat her bacon

i ate two pieces of toast and put the crusts back in the basket and sarah did not like it

later fil said he didn’t like nuts but ate 85% of a bag of cajun cashews

are they nuts or legumes

who cares