i have a question.

ok so you know how cabbage patch dolls have a specific doll called a preemie, is that suppose to represent a premature baby? if it isn’t then why don’t they just call it a cabbage patch baby? and if it is a preemie why is there a preemie doll and then a toddler cabbage patch doll why did they just skip babies? and if it IS a premature baby then WHAT THE FUCK is it going to sell better cos it is like a freak of nature miracle of life baby, are the cabbage patch people cristian or something?

next out will it be aborted fetus cabbage patch kids? AWESOME!

or what about miscarriages? aw SO ADORABLE i <3 my misscarriage doll! collect them all! gross. what about thalidomide dolls and down syndrome babies and conjoined at the face twins eh!? dictionary.com says that a preemie is a prematurely born infant so i can only assume that’s what cabbage patch was going for. nice one dudes!

well there’s such thing as babyland but where’s preemieland cos i would rather go there cos babies are ugly and preemies are not. is it just me or do they look uglier now then when they first came out? their noses are wider.

ps. that fake high five is the best! maybe they’re not high-fiving maybe that nurse is going to slap that little girl. i didn’t know cpk was so hardcore!