my other point was…

people aren’t commenting enough?

but you don’t want to hear what we are saying…

especially, when we are critical of you…

especially considering,

just how lucky you are…

that you get to sit around all day and compose 3rd grade poetry while we have to earn our crust…

and you self-publish books of wank

and then

you shut down the list everytime WE get negative and critical.

Me thinks you don’t want to hear what we really have to say.

I think you should consider yourself very lucky to have this space to express yourself and solicit feed back and generate revenue off your little art projects.

Isn’t the internets such a lovely wank.

Why can’t we all be famous…
SuperFanBoy#1 | Homepage | 04.21.06 – 2:13 am | #

last nite at a pub samir met up with us and we were gonna go out for a smoke and i didn’t want to lose the megatouch machine so i leaned over the bar to the chick and said uh can you like watch our seats we’re going out for a smoke so anyone who sits here can you tell them to fuck off?

in my head i thought THIS IS GOING TO BE SUUUPER FUNNY and like SHE TOTALLY GETS ME cos she was dancing and singing along to a pulp song but then it was like a record scratch and silence even from samir and fil, SAMIR you are a total pretentious asshole how could you not find that funny? anyway he said something that i forget then bragged about “saving” me in that situation.

I HATE I HATE I HATE!

I WANT TO DESTROY THOSE TALKING EMOTICON ADS ON MYSPACE AND SET THE WORLD ON FIIIRE AND RIP OUT ALL OF MY HAIR BLEEEEEEEEEEARGH!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth: nick and I hate hipsters
they are like the new yuppies

me: yeh well welcome to the year 2004
and nick IS a hipster
everyone in toronto is
deal with it

Elizabeth: oh I think nick is a huge dork
raymi you arent blogging you dont have to tell it like it is
I dont think he’s a hipster at all

me: im not telling it like it is
ok i am
!
but he is a total hipster

Elizabeth: you think so
I don’t

me: fine

Elizabeth: well are you a hipster?

me: hipsters are dorks in disguise
no im a drunk
BUT A SUPER COOL DRUNK

people aren’t commenting enough!

i am now the color red because i tanned on the balcony topless while ten million children were in the park but they couldn’t see me!

i am only eating one meal a day! I CAN’T STOP YELLING! i barely drank this week. barely!