MG and Luke Doucet and Melissa McClelland do HURT
Fil has a bunch of pictures up from the Mod Club on Thursday
MG and Luke Doucet and Melissa McClelland do HURT
Fil has a bunch of pictures up from the Mod Club on Thursday
TWO YEARS AGO TODAY
this guy keeps writing me and saying how shitty my writing is.
anyway, i had this dream that i had a talking dog and it told me it didn’t like the name i gave it and it use to be a girlhuman in a past life and it was abused and then i was driving a truck and it got all smashed up cuz i was chasing after this damn abused dog and the car was idling and then the room i had in this house had a square hole in the floor that led down to a well and these creepy red biting bats lived down there so i boarded up the hole but i could hear them trying to fly out of there to kill my dog.
there’s a hole exactly where my buttcrack is on these pants i’m wearing and i don’t have underwear on.
My Alcohoroscope
ARIES – Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don’t know when to call
it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot
contests. They’re sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a
couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you
want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when
blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if
not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you —
so long as you haven’t gone and done anything really horrible to them last
night, you sneaky Gemini.
Trademark cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and
red things — and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes,
onions, olives and greens. That’s right, Aries, you were born under the sign
of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they’ve been known to
kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a
concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.
Drinking buddies
Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore, Thomas
Jefferson, Elton John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O’Donnell, Sarah Jessica
Parker, Reese Witherspoon
the weather is strange, it’s raining and sunny and there are huge explosive thunder noises. you know when it’s sunny and then rain sprinkles come out of nowhere and some fag goes SUN SHOWER you feel like punching them and saying PUNCH SHOWER but you sorta feel bad about it cos you sometimes say sun shower yourself and you can’t help it, is that a meme? i think maybe it is.
wow i’m smart.
i was dreaming that i was drinking the best cherry cola that there ever was in this small town and i called this guy an asshole when he got in my way as i was crossing the street to the diner that sold the cherry cola and the guy was ok with me calling him an asshole when actually i called him a fucking asshole he just didn’t hear the fucking part.
i really wish i had some cherry cola right now.
the yyy’s cover of phenomena is pretty much the best song in the world, it makes me want to party with LL Cool J.
hmm i might even be swayed to go out and find come cherry cola or at least not stop thinking about it until i do get some thanks a lot dream!
so last nite was fucktacular good and bad. the show was great and moving. everything else was drunk city, population: retarded. i was in the middle of being extremely pissed off at fil and this dude comes up with a bunch of homemade buttons of fil’s and my face so i couldn’t be all oh wow aww how, sweet. i was more like EXPLOSION. still they are really nice. today is the oakvegas show and ten million people are going and i am on my period.