i am cooking us steaks and onions and mushrooms and peppers no garlic this time. i just rubbed the corner of my eye with my onion finger and picked my nose too so my eye and nose are burning onion sting now i win! i got the mushrooms on discount 99 cents yo! i got us some wine too. notice how the first few sips of wine or beer or whatever booze kind of uh, moistens things uh, down there? no, just me? ok fine. so it’s not just a clever term _wine slut_ then, coincidence or something else entirely?
