last nite at a pub samir met up with us and we were gonna go out for a smoke and i didn’t want to lose the megatouch machine so i leaned over the bar to the chick and said uh can you like watch our seats we’re going out for a smoke so anyone who sits here can you tell them to fuck off?
in my head i thought THIS IS GOING TO BE SUUUPER FUNNY and like SHE TOTALLY GETS ME cos she was dancing and singing along to a pulp song but then it was like a record scratch and silence even from samir and fil, SAMIR you are a total pretentious asshole how could you not find that funny? anyway he said something that i forget then bragged about “saving” me in that situation.
I HATE I HATE I HATE!
