real life simpsons intro

brilliant.

neil/noel and i use to date. he remains friends with all of his ex-girlfriends. we are forming the ex-girlfriends club where we get together and shit talk noel. ok where we get together and I shit talk noel. noel dumped me over email, i guess we were barely dating, i say it’s his fault cos he was the first to initiate the super gay annoying coupledom crap. i posted the email on my blog when it happened and the subject is: you will hate this email. then i flew to nyc and hung with jamie and did lots of cocaine. no hard feelings noel!

i’m serious. i am not being sarcastic here. i just read back my post and thought wow that was suppose to come off as funny but it just seems bitter.

i’m attempting to distract myself.

i think i should start a noel’s secrets blog and every sunday i will publish a magical noel secret!

i’m beginning to care less and less about my blog. no no don’t cry. yet! after rambling to aimee about this and that for awhile she said WOW it sounds like you really hate your blog.

then i thought about it some.

yeah, maybe i guess i do. or maybe i just hate myself or the direction i’ve steered this thing. it seems every march i get all contemplative and insanely self-absorbed, don’t forget the insane part!

i’ve successfully turned myself into a novelty fine though i pretty much have felt that way my entire life now it’s just, in blog format too. people who are wallflowers are uh, useless? make yourself useful in social situations. do you get what i’m getting at? different people have different skills. some are scientists some are flower arrangers or trapeze artists, and others are drunken morons who tell fart jokes to make 45 year old women laugh at 2 am at the horseshoe. that’s me, that’s how i survive and that’s my “use” basically.

when i’m prattling on about raymi this internet that and facetiously decree I AM FAMOUS to random strangers at the bar or I AM A BIG DEAL they don’t get if i am serious or sarcastic or lying – i don’t even know anymore to be honest and hence the not caring about this blogthing – once you stop caring that’s when cool shit happens.

anyway.

it’s just a fucking blog. or it’s me. the blog or me.

aimee recaps our girldate

seeing my gramma in hospital yesterday was ten times harder than i thought it was going to be. going back again today. day-by-day shit at this point.

me likey drunk dancy

jen is a good dancer also

fil takes steroids

raymi says:

this girl wanted to fite me at the mcdonalds at queen spadina last nite

raymi says:

i was talking to aimee loudly about these girls i overheard talking at the horseshoe who had long black hair and it just so happened there was a girl with long black hair at mcdonalds (not the same chick who was crying at horseshoe) and i said “hair like that girl there” which was actually really nice hair and i wasn’t dissin’ it

raymi says:

and she turns around from across the room looking out the window and fake smiles waves at me and says HI all sing songy

raymi says:

and then says you got something to say?

raymi says:

and i opened my mouth with mashed up food innit and said out loud NO like how everyone says No in oakville (Nu-OH!)

raymi says:

and the entire mcdonalds busted up laughing

raymi says:

and then her bitch friend shows up and they keep looking at me and im like yo aimee u got my back and she says yeah

raymi says:

meanwhile she is 6’4

raymi says:

so they didnt start anything

raymi says:

but kept gesturing at me and giving me cut-eye

raymi says:

later aimee says she thought the girl said “watch what you say” so it makes me even more badass cos i said NO oakville no styles really really loud

raymi says:

HAHAHA

raymi says:

and the thing is i wasnt even fucking talking about her in the first place

raymi says:

fucking BITCHES!

raymi says:

acknowledge my hilarious story now!

samir killed his blog. go leave a comment telling him how much of an emo gay he is.

Mike says:

my jokes rule

raymi says:

ok say one

Mike says:

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

raymi says:

mike young is a huge faggot

Mike says:

:’-(

raymi says:

aw

raymi says:

ok sorry tell me what did he say

Mike says:

“Men, get in the boat!”

Mike says:

lmao

Mike says:

rotfl

raymi says:

wow

Mike says:

thanks

Mike says:

if you don’t get it i would blame it on translation issues

another thing that annoys me is people getting offended by crap i write in my blog. it’s just a blog. i was also referring to myself being a nerd loser.

anyway i just learned my grandma had a heart attack at 1am and it’s not looking very good so whatever.

peace.